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Questing Your Way To Fame And Fortune

Quests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable source of items, Neopoints, and stats...

by rhoc
Explore -- Tyrannia

Tyrannia's not getting any colder! Get your seatbelts ready and hang on…we're going to Tyrannia!

by cyborg8000
Anger Management Game Tips

Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?

by chris_loves_sany_q
Escape From Meridell Castle: The Guide (Levels 1-10)

Valrigard the Draik has been imprisoned for a crime that he did not commit. Your task is to help him "Escape From Meridell Castle".

by neostephania
The Beauty Contest - Let your inner artist run wild!

Many Neopians submit a drawing of their pet to compete against other drawings for Neopoints and a trophy! It isn’t this simple though - many other factors come into play!

by mental_4_poogle
The Secret Art of Wasting Neopoints

Now many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother?

by sato_master
A Begginers Glossary to Plushie Tycoon

Keep this in mind when you start, the reward is great because you are playing for one of the longest time periods of any Neopet’s game.

by christmas_faerie17
50 Items That Never Made It

I got to wondering, just how many odd items are there that didn't make it. So I went to Kayla, who knows everything, and asked.

by silver85349
A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine

I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

by spoonguardonline
Saying Goodbye to the Kougra

Why the third most popular Neopet in Neopia?

by slamina83
 
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"Rafted At Sea" by o_apollo_o
Blake shook me awake, and I looked out into the distance. The vine had broken! I watched as the island, my home, as it loomed away far into the distance...




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The Neopia Security Agency 2: Loose Ends
You know the Chief; she won’t say we’re done until we’re exhausted and we can’t move.

by undeadfortune

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Cheri's Worst Birthday
As the sun rose in the east, Cheri, a starry Lupe, blinked her eyes sleepily. After a moment, she remembered what day it was. It's my birthday, she groaned to herself.

by sarahbir

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Darigan Eyrie: Kass Or Nothing At All - Part Two
The Eyrie's eyes refused to stay shut. Images flashed before them every time they tried to slide shut, flashes of the Darigan Paintbrush, of the mighty Lord Kass, of Birdie standing at his side, in his place-

by neonick19881988

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Cafeteria Chaos: Part One
"Holy Kau! The doors are closed and I could hear the screaming loudly and clearly all the way down the hall!" Jean exclaimed, flabbergasted. "Do I dare open them…?"

by shadih_temporary

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Rhetorical Answers
Cream or sugar?

by jupeboxgal

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Meridellian Mayhem - Goodbye...
We regret to inform you...

by ikkin_with_attitude



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