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|Questing Your Way To Fame And FortuneQuests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old
quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets
machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable
source of items, Neopoints, and stats...|
|Explore -- TyranniaTyrannia's
not getting any colder! Get your seatbelts ready and hang on…we're going to Tyrannia! |
|Anger Management Game TipsDid the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax
you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by
the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?|
|Escape From Meridell Castle: The Guide (Levels 1-10)Valrigard the Draik has been imprisoned for a crime that he did not commit. Your
task is to help him "Escape From Meridell Castle".
|The Beauty Contest - Let your inner artist run wild!Many Neopians submit a drawing of their pet to
compete against other drawings for Neopoints and a trophy! It isn’t this simple
though - many other factors come into play! |
|The Secret Art of Wasting NeopointsNow many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how
to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother? |
|A Begginers Glossary to Plushie TycoonKeep this in mind when you start, the reward is great because you are
playing for one of the longest time periods of any Neopet’s game. |
|50 Items That Never Made ItI got to wondering,
just how many odd items are there that didn't make it. So I went to Kayla, who
knows everything, and asked.|
|A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream MachineI don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying
ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen
gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it,
and getting nowhere. |
|Saying Goodbye to the KougraWhy the third most popular Neopet in Neopia?|
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His life was like this dust. People used to need dust, when it was dirt. They would need it in their gardens, to grow flowers and plants. Now, it is simply there...
|Vulsimetra and Her Boss|
Vulsimetra stood she waved for him to follow
her out the window. Clyde did as she asked. He couldn't let the others know
who he really was.
She looked around her room. Three other beds
were in the room, all neatly made. The other orphans must be up already.
|Awakening - Part Five|
Hiterkuna felt an explosion and everything was
black. Victoria and her father sneered and tied her up. Then, Tarnath shouldered the unconscious Zafara and they left, laughing.