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Questing Your Way To Fame And Fortune

Quests are one of the oldest parts of Neopets. From the old quests of long ago, when you had to help rebuild time machines and fix Virtupets machinery, to the recent Illusen’s and Jhudora’s quests, quests have been a valuable source of items, Neopoints, and stats...

by rhoc
Explore -- Tyrannia

Tyrannia's not getting any colder! Get your seatbelts ready and hang on…we're going to Tyrannia!

by cyborg8000
Anger Management Game Tips

Did the Pant Devil steal your favorite PB? Did the Tax Beast unjustly tax you? Did the Bug Brothers steal all of your NP? Were your pets threatened by the Grundo Commander? Or did you just simply "misplace" your Neopoints?

by chris_loves_sany_q
Escape From Meridell Castle: The Guide (Levels 1-10)

Valrigard the Draik has been imprisoned for a crime that he did not commit. Your task is to help him "Escape From Meridell Castle".

by neostephania
The Beauty Contest - Let your inner artist run wild!

Many Neopians submit a drawing of their pet to compete against other drawings for Neopoints and a trophy! It isn’t this simple though - many other factors come into play!

by mental_4_poogle
The Secret Art of Wasting Neopoints

Now many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother?

by sato_master
A Begginers Glossary to Plushie Tycoon

Keep this in mind when you start, the reward is great because you are playing for one of the longest time periods of any Neopet’s game.

by christmas_faerie17
50 Items That Never Made It

I got to wondering, just how many odd items are there that didn't make it. So I went to Kayla, who knows everything, and asked.

by silver85349
A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine

I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

by spoonguardonline
Saying Goodbye to the Kougra

Why the third most popular Neopet in Neopia?

by slamina83
 
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"Rafted At Sea" by o_apollo_o
Blake shook me awake, and I looked out into the distance. The vine had broken! I watched as the island, my home, as it loomed away far into the distance...




Other Stories


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A Game of Mynci Beach Volleyball
It didn't hurt to exercise, but she just really didn't like it... Why waste all that time when you could read? The Mynci sat down on her beanbag chair as she admired all the hand-made Neopian Times Quills in her room. Then she opened the book and started to read again.

by shadowcristal

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Cara's Gift
She looked around her room. Three other beds were in the room, all neatly made. The other orphans must be up already.

by o_apollo_o

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Rad'emant Tineela: Part Three
Everyone at Rad'emant Tineela was cursed to stone, cursed to face all the ages of the world. They stood helpless and unmoving.

by dragonfate

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Brought Together - Part Three
“Well, is there not an inn somewhere in the area? I thought that the tent was only for emergency uses.” He did not like the idea of sleeping in a tent overnight.

by springsteen0991

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Glowing Woe
I guess it can be useful for some Neopets...

by _shakky_

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Hide and Seek
Just follow the Slime Trail...

by cool_drizzle



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