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A Game of Mynci Beach Volleyball

It didn't hurt to exercise, but she just really didn't like it... Why waste all that time when you could read? The Mynci sat down on her beanbag chair as she admired all the hand-made Neopian Times Quills in her room. Then she opened the book and started to read again.

by shadowcristal
Camping Dangerously

Gnarled tree branches hanging over their heads cast shadows that seemed to surround and trap them. A loud gust of wind rustled the trees.

by yugi90163
The Shadow Usul’s Gift

Why is it no one likes me? I'm not popular at Neoschool, I don't have any friends. Like other students would want to hang with me anyway. Why would they want to hang with me if own family doesn't?

by who_caresxx

His life was like this dust. People used to need dust, when it was dirt. They would need it in their gardens, to grow flowers and plants. Now, it is simply there.

by oldnavyfan10
Why There's No Uni Heroes

"That's not fair!" Golden declared, his tone accusing. "Why are all the heroes Lupes and Gelerts and everything else?!? Why isn't there a Uni hero too!?!"

by josephmax
There's a Monster in my Toaster!

"Tory! How many times have I told you? Don't play with the kitchen appliances while I'm gone, you could hurt yourself!"

by neox52492
Rafted At Sea

Blake shook me awake, and I looked out into the distance. The vine had broken! I watched as the island, my home, as it loomed away far into the distance...

by o_apollo_o
The Neopia Security Agency 2: Loose Ends

You know the Chief; she won’t say we’re done until we’re exhausted and we can’t move.

by undeadfortune
Cara's Gift

She looked around her room. Three other beds were in the room, all neatly made. The other orphans must be up already.

by o_apollo_o
The "Mischievous" Mists of Avalon

He had it all planned; he was going to play a trick on each of his siblings this day...

by keiri_sato
Fooling Fluffy

"'To: Fluffy. From: Sweet. This is a gift for you on this special day.' Huh? The first day of the Month of Eating isn't - AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

by precious_katuch14
The Curse of Maraqua

Marissa the Maraquan Acara and Theresa the Maraquan Uni were playing around in a coral reef, ducking and diving between the holes and swimming around wildly, playing as long as their hearts desired. That is, until the boats came...

by charlotte203368
Cheri's Worst Birthday

As the sun rose in the east, Cheri, a starry Lupe, blinked her eyes sleepily. After a moment, she remembered what day it was. It's my birthday, she groaned to herself.

by sarahbir
Vulsimetra and Her Boss

Vulsimetra stood she waved for him to follow her out the window. Clyde did as she asked. He couldn't let the others know who he really was.

by immortalmina
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Urge To Splurge

Now many guides that have stricken the boards and Neopian Times have been on how to MAKE Neopoints, but why bother? With so many ways to get rich quickly, Neopoints are a thing of the past. All they seem to do now a day is sit around in our bank accounts. Anyone and their Skeith could get them; so much more fun can be made by spending or sometimes even wasting Neopoints...

Other Stories


A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine
I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

by spoonguardonline


Escape From Meridell Castle: The Guide (Levels 1-10)
Valrigard the Draik has been imprisoned for a crime that he did not commit. Your task is to help him "Escape From Meridell Castle".

by neostephania


The Uni and the Miamouse: Part One
"Do you wanna go and do one of Jhudora's quests? Shiverz took me there yesterday, it was one of my first quests for her. I was a bit scared, but Jhudora's not really all that evil, is she?"

by 3dcourtney12044


The Chronicles of Knight: The Knight Within - Part Seven
"The other side of the world," whispered Avari. "I never thought I would go there when I agreed to help you. I never thought I'd go there at all."

by fierwym


Chuck Full of Cheese #3
Just a few questions...

Art by shadih_temporary

by dragonkid4231


.:The Wizard of Odd:.
Neopia's first Pirate Mutant Meerca.

by torchwing996

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