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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


It was gigantic. Its brown, hairy antennae reached high into the sky, towering over the verdant foliage of Mystery Island. Its mandibles protruded from its circular head, its jaw hanging open to consume all who looked upon it. The thing's body extended the length of several neopets, and was composed of a series of slightly overlapping, full-body-width scales. To complete the image, six hairy, pointy legs protruded from its sides at even intervals, the last pair bending down to aid in its bipedal stance. A blinking sign was propped up behind the monstrosity, "Cockroach Towers Welcomes You!"


Your Usul's Closet



This is a short guide that aims to help boost, refresh or kick start your Usul's closet. The main focus here will be on Paint Brush and Neocash Wearables, but remember, there are thousands of Neocash items available that any species can buy and wear, so please don't forget about those! Bows. Yes, bows. Now I know what you're thinking. Bows? What's so special about those? What's so special about them? Easily answered...

Sandwich Edition



So there's the good, the bad, and the ugly, right? Well, guess what? Neopian sandwiches are no different! Today we will be looking at thirty (yes, THIRTY!) different sandwiches, divided into three categories. The first category? The good. The second category? The bad. The third category? *drumroll* The UGLY. After reading this article, you'll know just what to order for lunch! Let's begin. First Up: The Good. You want healthy?

Taking Care of your Chocolate Pet


Taking care of chocolate pets is a lot of hard work. What with the dangers of melting, the difficulties of grooming, and the fear of being eaten, you really have a lot to think about when you have a chocolate pet. So how do you overcome the difficulties and make it as easy as you can to take care of your pet? Well, here's your guide. Also included are fun activities to do with your chocolate pet. Learn how to solve common problems with chocolate pets, plus find some interesting activities...

Other Stories
"An Interview with The Space Faerie" by starling91361
The last minute shuttle I caught was jam packed full of Grundos and the random tourists who were no doubt going to try the lever of doom or whatever it was tourists went to Virtupets for. I shoved my way through the slow, bustling crowd onto the unloading deck. The smell of metal, exhaust fumes and whatever Grundo was cooking up for the day hit me and I grimaced. I try to avoid Virtupets when I can, but I needed to get to the Battledome...

"The Mysterious Case of the Snorkle-napped Snorkle" by creambiskit and meowicry123
Shylock Usul was never one to brag. At least not when there wasn't anybody around to listen. Fortunately, at this particular moment in time, there was someone. And his name was Grotson. "So you see, my dear Grotson, how I solved the Case of the Whispering Stairwell? All very elementary, I assure you. Of course, I am only speaking for myself. The owners of the house..."

"Brains vs. Beauty" by hannahcreep
"What is it, Mimi?" Ursula asked. Mimi kept meowing until she grabbed one of Ursula's dolls and flew off with it. "Mimi!" Ursula yelled. Ursula ran down the halls and a set of stairs until they both reached the safe. They went through a series of tunnels until they reached a very special room. This room had seven podiums and seven different paint brushes. Mimi dropped the toy and Ursula immediately picked it up. "Why did you fly into here?" Ursula asked...


A Little Teamwork Goes A Long Way


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Dealing with Petpets
Some neopets tend to act different when you change language. It probably works when you want to give them a petpet.

by baltoy

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An Ugly Tale: The Twisted Soul of Vira
"I finally have enough! I'm so happy!" exclaimed Vira, a Green Acara with beautiful long locks of golden hair. "I can buy a Faerie Paint Brush!!"

by sushicat1__20

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Cloud Flute: Part Seven
A vicious howl reached her ears. Daring to open her eyes to slits, she saw Vacerus reel back, shaking his mighty head in frustration...

by aquadaika

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Switched Beings, Switched Minds: Part Two
"What's going on? Where's Eve?" the Ixi said in Taelia's voice. "You're me! That's me! Why are you me?"

by thornfoot2

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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 7)
See Antwerph, See Antwerph Run, Run Antwerph Run!

by blackaavar



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