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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


It's tough being a Super Villain when you have crazy siblings...


Dubloon (Disaster)



How to play one of the easiest and yet most aggravating games Neopets has to offer. That's right. Dubloon Disaster. In this guide, I will show you the secrets on how to get a high score-worthy outcome (Don't believe me? Look at my lookup) and order some pizza at the same time. Yes, that's right. You can play Dubloon Disaster and order a nice slice of Maggot Pizza (well, for me, anyway...) at the exact same time. Those other guides don't offer that, now do they?

Nibbles in Neopia



We all know life in Neopia starts in Neopia Central, so it's easy enough to get to our first joint: Soup Kitchen. Just be careful on the stroll down the busy West Central Walk; it can be rife with other unfortunate people heading the same way, so mosey on through the bustling bazaar, remembering to avoid the snake oil quack at the "wizard's shop" and head into the lower west corner of the marketplace. Never be ashamed of visiting the lower central markets; even the...

Top 10 Repurposed Items


Has the Neopian economy got you down? Is inflation deflating your bank account? Then my friends, this is the article for you. You don't have to break your budget just to afford the essentials. Why not make them yourself using a number of everyday items you already have sitting around? This new movement of repurposing or "upcycling" old items is taking steam as so many of us struggle to maintain our neolifestyles. This list will introduce you to the Top 10 Repurposed Items...

Other Stories
"Who I Am" by carys1994
She quickly shot a glance behind her shoulder and sighed. "Max, why in Neopia did we decide to bring her to Terror Mountain?" she muttered. I followed Sunny's gaze over to a medium-sized blue Gelert with a tight brown winter hat sitting firmly on her head and a woolen scarf wrapped around her furry neck. She was shivering in the cold and her tail dragged behind her. "Lassie..."

"The Adventure Before Dinner" by umbreon54399
Now, I'll begin this story at the beginning, which is where I'm supposed to start, as we sat in our unbelievable, moderately-priced new house (that Puppy warned me was a shaky investment, but look at us now!), eating breakfast... "Umbreon, what did you do to this toast?" Puppy held up his toast on his fork. It looked very black all over. Usually toast has a...

"The Cove" by machupichu25309
"Get out," he growled, after dragging Lisfa to a back room. "Get out and don't you dare come back. My business has enough problems with tourists without a bumbling idiot like you." Lisfa's eyes pooled with tears. He met the Lupe's fiery eyes for just a second, wishing for mercy, then slunk out of the restaurant. What am I going to do now? he thought as he surveyed Krawk Island...


The Fine Art Of Not Crash Landing


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Top 10 Repurposed Items
You don't have to break your budget just to afford the essentials. Why not make them yourself using a number of everyday items you already have sitting around?

by matresses

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From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Four
"Not now; we'd probably be caught. I think we'd better follow them."

by ellbot1998

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Colour-Blind #9
That -HORRIBLE- Techo!

by subzeroace

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The Case of the Poisoned Quill: Part one
The Poisoned Quill has struck...

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Talk About Random
Maybe you should give him a calendar for Christmas.

by buizelmaniac



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