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Issue: 445 | 28th day of Hunting, Y12

Comics

	Questing for Social Skills Even water faeries need to socialize sometimes. Idea by grandiosity by lilyed
	Kiochi-Lost in the Desert Part 2 In life, we have to make sacrifices.... by chibino
	Glow Worms Tasty. Idea by alymarcas by 0turtle
	Snowager Time Asleep? Idea by kldude0690 by amore8305
	Faerie Blessings Maybe a problem that shouldn't exist. by soccergirl101397
	Black Pawkeet Slots Winner! by sailorini_1
	A Smart Kadoatie This kadoatie is hungry. by verob
	Colour-Blind #9 That -HORRIBLE- Techo! by subzeroace
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 5 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia and here they are. by montoran
	Talk About Random Maybe you should give him a calendar for Christmas. by buizelmaniac
	Spooky Always follow the directions. by ghostkomorichu
	Poundling: Hungry How much longer? by emily5martin
	Flapjacks "A New Shirt" Good times? Huh? by geckobubbles
	Rainbow Fountain Sorry, the fountain isn't working right now! by yukikazu
	Completely Smart Wanna see? by ms_meepit
	Defenders of a Feather It's tough being a Super Villain when you have crazy siblings... by charybdis7
	Skalunk Very Happy by sorrl111
	OTL: Dinner You really don't have a choice... by kamagirin
	Misty-Graceful HAPPY ROCK! :D by mist222
	Korbatty!! Chomperetas' Unicycle by halloweenkomoris
	Slapdash: Mediocrity Woes Who knew the Wheel of Mediocrity gave out free showers? by inkweaver009
	Neon Light MUAHAHAHAHA!! The tax beast now taxes NC?! :K by kirenaia
	Recipe for Disaster Enter the "problem" employee. by prismfire
	The Truth Behind TDMBGPOP Yayz!1! by trinkatoo
	Food for All- Dish #9 omg. by maiinoki
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Don't laugh, he was (apparently) born that way. by wallaroo42
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP So, our fortune is to find a Rod of Supernova at the Wishing Well, eh? by shamaela
	Simple Minded Some things are just not practical. by kuroge
	Tarla's Gift What to buy? by rinoamog
	In the Name of Science The tale of a Tyrannian Sloth minion. by lombre
	Tarla Hunting Yay! .. ish... by winner19955
	The Case of the Poisoned Quill: Part one The Poisoned Quill has struck... by pacmanite
	New Shopkeepers! Why not give your shop the royal touch? Hagan and Skarl are now available to be your Shopkeeper. by elish111

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"Who I Am" by carys1994
She quickly shot a glance behind her shoulder and sighed. "Max, why in Neopia did we decide to bring her to Terror Mountain?" she muttered. I followed Sunny's gaze over to a medium-sized blue Gelert with a tight brown winter hat sitting firmly on her head and a woolen scarf wrapped around her furry neck. She was shivering in the cold and her tail dragged behind her. "Lassie..."

Other Stories

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Memories of the PPL: The Spell
It was my rookie year at the Petpet Protection League, specifically at the PPL Headquarters, located in Neopia Central, when the incident occurred.

by lupe_hunter_7

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My Battle With Balthazar
But what happens if you stumble across him as he's catching faeries? Would you try to stop him? And if you did, what would he do to you?

by blackghoulmon

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Am I Too Old?
Let's figure this out together.

by mardi_gras_mamma

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Yooyuball: The Dangerous Game
Now it may all seem like fun and games, but is it, or is there a darker side to the AC?

by wildwindtornado

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Zombie Nation: Part One
Oldnose had tried lurking around the graveyard. He'd tried shuffling and groaning in the shadows... but his heart just wasn't in it. He wasn't that kind of Zombie.

by herdygerdy

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March of the Fire: Part Three
"They do not want us here," she said. "This is the meeting place of the Fyr."

Art by blizard131

by blizard131

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