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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Why is it that mothers seem to have a sixth sense for when their children are in disgrace? Can't they find it in their hearts to let us have an hour or so to come to grips with the situation ourselves?

Advertisements Attack

Sloth's amazed; never before has clicking randomly been fun as this! Millions of people are going to play this game; and he wants to cash in. Welcome to Advert Attack; the game where you guide Ace Zafara to the finish line before time runs out; and simultaneously, you'll be slogged with hundreds of ads to block your progress. It's going to be a bumpy ride...

Sand: The Secret

Sand. It is the essence of every happy memory! Remember the way the sand felt between your paws as you took a Tiki Tour? And how horribly the view of the beach would be ruined if mud ran alongside the ocean instead of precious sand? Let's not forget the Lost Desert would be more like "The Lost Mud Hole" if not for sand. Sand is the perfect ingredient...

Top Costumes for Y9

Planning to go to one of the year's biggest Halloween parties? If you thought you'd rummage in the attic for your mouldy costumes, think again! This major fashion faux-pas is a thing of the past. You'll want to know what to wear: what styles are in, what colours to choose and who to dress up as. From colours to fabrics, we'll show you what's hot and what's not...

Other Stories
"Lumos the Hero" by mermaid_leo
When he sat down, Lumos put his feet under the bench. He felt something and bent down to pick it up. When he saw what it was, Lumos stared at it with wide eyes and an open mouth. As he held it, his hands trembled and his heart leapt into his throat. It was a Cloud Paint Brush! This was the luckiest find in his life!

"A Change of Name" by eternal_flame_5
"Hey, Hayden! Or Miley! Or Crystal, or Cat, or whatever you're calling yourself this month!" I awoke to the insane-sounding shouting of my owner, Danielle. I groaned inwardly; she didn't even remember the name I had chosen for this month! Once I was downstairs and eating breakfast, she asked...

"The Challenge" by kandeegrrl
"I don't know about you two," said Torch, "but I'll be fine if we don't have any more missions for a while. I mean, seriously, some missing meowclopses turns into an attempt at a kingdom wide takeover. I can see it now; we'll be getting a report in a few days from a whinny farm, and have some other huge conspiracy..."

One Neopet's Junk Is Another's Treasure

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Great stories!


One "Sappy" NeoFamily!~
Don't get too attached to your pet's new look too soon...

by ya_ya_spyro_3000


Fashion Fiasco
The Joys of Customization

by marmugsy


The Shenkuu Teahouse
"Open a restaurant?" Emperor Basdin was shocked and horrified. "My dear daughter, you are a princess! How could you ever think of such a thing?"

by concertogreat_8


Hugs By The Hundreds
"We should sell something," said Sable...

by sugarbarbiedoll_x3


New to Neopia
Little did I know that I was holding a Faerie paintbrush, that I was a green Zafara, I was in Neopia, and was rolling straight for the Rainbow Pool...

by lenaru_dragon

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