|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 314 | 19th day of Collecting, Y9
|The Shenkuu Teahouse"Open a restaurant?" Emperor Basdin was shocked and horrified. "My dear daughter, you are a princess! How could you ever think of such a thing?"|
|Lumos the HeroLumos knew that it was the end of the topic. He was very upset. But he decided to go to the Turdle races anyway...|
|New to NeopiaLittle did I know that I was holding a Faerie paintbrush, that I was a green Zafara, I was in Neopia, and was rolling straight for the Rainbow Pool...|
|Hugs By The Hundreds"We should sell something," said Sable...|
|A Change of NameI'm a lab rat. Nobody knows my true name. With every look, I change my name...|
|Treasure of the Heart"Aye," replied the Kyrii. "I've come across this before, but only once. It's a trap for tomb raiders..."|
|Losing My Sister"No, Halnora," she said. "I don't want to fly today..."|
|Kauvara's Magic CampThis year, Mom had a surprise for me. After school finished for the summer, she sent me to Magic Camp for the summer...|
|Time Tourists"That experiment would have worked if you hadn't stopped me," he replied. "Anyway, look at my newest invention..."|
|Elephy the GreatHe saw the Emperor's royal messenger cart coming. He knew this was not a good sign. What if the emperor had decided he would be coming sooner than planned?|
|A StoryNot many Neopians know this, but at night, the gnomes come alive. Yes, you read right. THEY'RE ALIIIIIIVE!|
|Wingless: A Story of DeterminationChristianna had always been envious of her brother's wings. He could fly circles around her...|
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Sloth's amazed; never before has clicking randomly been fun as this! Millions of people are going to play this game; and he wants to cash in. Welcome to Advert Attack; the game where you guide Ace Zafara to the finish line before time runs out; and simultaneously, you'll be slogged with hundreds of ads to block your progress. It's going to be a bumpy ride...
|What Am I?: Part Five|
"This scar," he began in a low tone, barely more than a whisper, as if needing the answer but almost loathing to hear it. "How did I get it?"
|The Ties That Bind: Part One|
Mel the yellow Usul never thought she'd hear from her old best friend ever again. Yet, yesterday when she had been sent out to get the mail...