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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Pink is such an awesomely evil colour that words can't describe it!

Brief History of Neopia II

This, then, is the second half of Neopia's twisted history. Last time we delved deep into the Brain Tree's pulsating memory and uncovered the story of how Neopets came to Neopia. From there, we charted the rise of the Lost Desert, and the fall of Dr. Sloth. We ended our story with a fearsome battle between Meridell and Darigan, with Kass losing out. So now, join me as we walk back in time, for the next and final chapter in Neopia's...

Bowling for Gold

Gourmet Club Bowls is a strategy game in every sense of the word. You don't have to have incredible multi-tasking abilities, superhuman reflexes, or uncanny puzzle and math abilities to get a trophy in this game, but you do need a very sound strategic mind and knowledge. This game is also one of the few on Neopets where luck plays almost no factor whatsoever. There are no bowls which give out more points than others, no random...


Your Shocket is a loyal petpet. Yes, my fellow Neopians, you heard me right. Shockets will follow their owners anywhere and if they find it necessary, they will explode to blast whatever it was that tried to harm you. So touching, eh? Sadly, none of the Shockets in the history of Neopia have ever exploded to save their owners. Most of the time, it's to hurt their owners. They can come back, though. Once they explode, you simply have to...

Other Stories
"The Meepit Show" by spoonguardonline
I'll ask questions until the time expires. Whoever has the fewest points at the end of each round is eliminated. Apparently, this round is meant to go on for three minutes, but if I get bored it'll stop sooner. Anyway, first question is...

"The Dung in His Soup" by yellowsugardog
He needed to go out and eat soon. Ben had already wasted sixteen out of eighteen thousand neopoints that he was supposed to conserve and make last the entire month. How was he to know that buying a new outfit and...

"The Court Dancer's Letters" by kittygirl5170
Today was my first dance in front of Skarl's court, and they loved me! It felt amazing dancing in front of all those people, banging my tambourine, twirling and twisting my feet just the way I know I should...

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Petpet Problems
We tend to think they are not as friendly as they look.

by ratcake


The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part Four
They met up at the spot Neoangel had decided on. The Zafara was already there when Denriada arrived. "I'm very sorry," apologized Denriada meekly. "Did you wait long?"

by neo_star_queen


The Note on the Door
"Oho, Kooky! What do have we here?" the Scorchio wondered aloud, absentmindedly patting his petpet on the head...

by goldenpaw


The Partnership: Part Two
"No," I replied flatly, without even looking her way. However, out of the corner of my eye I could see her arms slowly coming out of her bag and closing it. I always thought you had to see somebody's face to tell they were sad...

by pandabearb


Think Carefully
Corporeality is important for vampires...

by knoxigami

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