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Meepit vs. Feepit: Which One Are You?

Are you more of a Meepit or a Feepit? Take this quiz and find out!

by victordudes
Galleries Made Easy

So you want to see your name up in lights on the New Features? You want that lovely sentence announcing the winner of the week's Gallery Spotlight to have your username stuck right in there?

by sweetie_pie_8087
Gourmet Club Bowls: the Trophy Guide

A strategy guide for advanced Bowls players...

by vederson
5 Simple Ways to Be Unlike Wallace

Have you been missing your prized rainbow paint brush for the past month? Maybe there's a reason for that...

by lalalalexxiee
Shenkuu River Rush Guide

Once you learn how to play, the game will be much easier than it appears to be.

by jintrepid10
Which Chat Board Do You Belong On?

There are 25 different kinds of neoboards in Neopia. How do you know which you belong to?

by shakinheadtotoe
Neovision: The Guide!

Neovision is a relatively new feature for budding filmmakers hoping to have their work displayed for the world to see.

by aidan_hood
A Brief History of Neopia: Part 2

This, then, is the second half of Neopia's twisted history. Last time we delved deep into the Brain Tree's pulsating memory...

by herdygerdy
Shocked

Your Shocket is a loyal petpet. Yes, my fellow Neopians, you heard me right. Shockets will follow their owners anywhere...

by kittykatluver4ever
Faerie Crossword 101

The Faerie Crossword is no small task; you need to read the clues, find the answer, type the answer in the correct blank, and then do it 25 more times, which is pretty demanding work.

by sunkissage
7 Steps to Complete Your Back to School List

Everyone has that pesky back to school list lying on their writing desk, waiting to be checked off...

by nerdy_13
 
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"The Court Dancer's Letters" by kittygirl5170
Today was my first dance in front of Skarl's court, and they loved me! It felt amazing dancing in front of all those people, banging my tambourine, twirling and twisting my feet just the way I know I should...




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The Green-Eyed Monster
She was still in disbelief that her friend would betray her so; surely, she thought, if she'd purchased a Tasu, Laney would've been upset...

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The Court Dancer’s Letters
Any trip that allows me to dance is a good trip. You know me and how much I love to dance, Mama...

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Seven
She waited for just the right moment before swooping down, knocking Jamie off his feet, and catching the Orb. She soared away, leaving the others standing in complete disbelief...

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The Chronicles of Knight III: End of Nightmare - Part Two
With a satisfied sigh, he watched part of the wall sink forward to allow his eyes a view of a dark and sinister staircase...

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Toby's Troubles - Brain Freeze
Sometimes being a snow pet isn't the greatest thing...

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Neotwins: Faerieland Weather
This is a nice sunny day...

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