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Sloth Goes to the Mall

Shoulder pads? SO outdated!

by nomitts
And the Meepits Outgrabe

That's the Evil jelly bean!

by kittylin
Neopian Angst

In memory of Alijah_Fire's infamous fire wocky keyring.

by christian_in_black
Dandilion Tails: Lazy Butt

Useless?

Also by walkaroundstar

by dandilion_crucifix

Think Carefully

Corporeality is important for vampires...

by knoxigami
The Mind of Max

DO NOT CROSS.

by 0omythical_dragono0
Gothic Wings - Nausea...

Never touch a mutant Gelert's tentacles!

by sacred_darknezz
Rotation - Number 1

I knew you could do it!

by zanyrat
<3 Ketchup :: Dischord

Who will feed them?

by dustbunny586
The Air Faerie

*brushing*

by frayedknot
Blah Blah

Stealing from the Snowager is easy, just you watch....

by highwind20
TRAODAF:

The Really Annoying Order of Depressing and Frustrated (not really), or Grey Pet Sadness Syndrome. Wait, what? Why?

by gabeedragon
Toby's Troubles - Brain Freeze

Sometimes being a snow pet isn't the greatest thing...

by collies4ever9696
Smycks' Tales #7

Heavy dose of plots...

by helmfinland
Wafflecone Comix

Individuality isn't so common in Neopia...

by nickulla
Spooky

But I'm a harbinger of death!

by ghostkomorichu
Hunger & Prejudice

Good friends taste better! X3

by bloodwise
And The Tales Came - Part 2

Cool_Gloria in love?

Also by ximera

by black_kisa

Freak-out - The Money Tree

Look, the Money Tree!

by ichigostars
Petpet Problems

We tend to think they are not as friendly as they look.

by ratcake
Coconut Shy

Is it rigged?

Art by scarvogue

by frzngonz

Arachnophobia

Not the change he wanted...

by hairspray_holds
What Lupes Do In Their Spare Time

It's pretty addicting when you sing 'It's A Chia. It's a Chia' repeatedly... o.O

by tehskunkeh
The Valley of Spam

It's just a number.

by chichikokoyamma
Before Faeries had Faces

Gradients were cool back then.

by quadricat
Bigger isn't Better

A little friendly competition...

by neozxc20
T.O.R.B.

SCARY.

by chcolatecutie
Daily Phase

If you have trouble beating the inflatable Baltazar, you KNOW you had better start training.

by lupe_crazy42
Random Tails

The Flute

Art by vermilionlunatic

by silvermare200

The Monster

It's real... I think.

Also by tinkx

by kazukazue

Pet Potpourri

Not quite "pet material".

by snivellus1024
Sloth's Evil Plan!

Foiled... again!

by littletiger_14
Neo Tails

Maybe we should learn about different kinds of currency...

by neogirl4749
Neotwins: Faerieland Weather

This is a nice sunny day...

by sloan8222
 
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"The Court Dancer's Letters" by kittygirl5170
Today was my first dance in front of Skarl's court, and they loved me! It felt amazing dancing in front of all those people, banging my tambourine, twirling and twisting my feet just the way I know I should...




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Escape From the Secret Laboratory
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A Brief History of Neopia: Part 2
This, then, is the second half of Neopia's twisted history. Last time we delved deep into the Brain Tree's pulsating memory...

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5 Simple Ways to Be Unlike Wallace
Have you been missing your prized rainbow paint brush for the past month? Maybe there's a reason for that...

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The Quest for the Moonlit Orb: Part Seven
She waited for just the right moment before swooping down, knocking Jamie off his feet, and catching the Orb. She soared away, leaving the others standing in complete disbelief...

by alex313

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A Different Kind of Quest: Part One
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