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Issue: 308 | 7th day of Gathering, Y9

Comics

	Sloth Goes to the Mall Shoulder pads? SO outdated! by nomitts
	And the Meepits Outgrabe That's the Evil jelly bean! by kittylin
	Neopian Angst In memory of Alijah_Fire's infamous fire wocky keyring. by christian_in_black
	Dandilion Tails: Lazy Butt Useless? Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Think Carefully Corporeality is important for vampires... by knoxigami
	The Mind of Max DO NOT CROSS. by 0omythical_dragono0
	Gothic Wings - Nausea... Never touch a mutant Gelert's tentacles! by sacred_darknezz
	Rotation - Number 1 I knew you could do it! by zanyrat
	<3 Ketchup :: Dischord Who will feed them? by dustbunny586
	The Air Faerie brushing by frayedknot
	Blah Blah Stealing from the Snowager is easy, just you watch.... by highwind20
	TRAODAF: The Really Annoying Order of Depressing and Frustrated (not really), or Grey Pet Sadness Syndrome. Wait, what? Why? by gabeedragon
	Toby's Troubles - Brain Freeze Sometimes being a snow pet isn't the greatest thing... by collies4ever9696
	Smycks' Tales #7 Heavy dose of plots... by helmfinland
	Wafflecone Comix Individuality isn't so common in Neopia... by nickulla
	Spooky But I'm a harbinger of death! by ghostkomorichu
	Hunger & Prejudice Good friends taste better! X3 by bloodwise
	And The Tales Came - Part 2 Cool_Gloria in love? Also by ximera by black_kisa
	Freak-out - The Money Tree Look, the Money Tree! by ichigostars
	Petpet Problems We tend to think they are not as friendly as they look. by ratcake
	Coconut Shy Is it rigged? Art by scarvogue by frzngonz
	Arachnophobia Not the change he wanted... by hairspray_holds
	What Lupes Do In Their Spare Time It's pretty addicting when you sing 'It's A Chia. It's a Chia' repeatedly... o.O by tehskunkeh
	The Valley of Spam It's just a number. by chichikokoyamma
	Before Faeries had Faces Gradients were cool back then. by quadricat
	Bigger isn't Better A little friendly competition... by neozxc20
	T.O.R.B. SCARY. by chcolatecutie
	Daily Phase If you have trouble beating the inflatable Baltazar, you KNOW you had better start training. by lupe_crazy42
	Random Tails The Flute Art by vermilionlunatic by silvermare200
	The Monster It's real... I think. Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Pet Potpourri Not quite "pet material". by snivellus1024
	Sloth's Evil Plan! Foiled... again! by littletiger_14
	Neo Tails Maybe we should learn about different kinds of currency... by neogirl4749
	Neotwins: Faerieland Weather This is a nice sunny day... by sloan8222

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Bowling for Gold

Gourmet Club Bowls is a strategy game in every sense of the word. You don't have to have incredible multi-tasking abilities, superhuman reflexes, or uncanny puzzle and math abilities to get a trophy in this game, but you do need a very sound strategic mind and knowledge. This game is also one of the few on Neopets where luck plays almost no factor whatsoever. There are no bowls which give out more points than others, no random...

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Four
"Nightsteed," Saura said, recognizing the dark mane and black hooves. "Sir." He bowed slightly...

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by ssjelitegirl

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Sloth's Time Machine: Part One
The headquarters of the Resistance was quiet. With most of Sloth's minions gone from Kreludor, the Resistance had nothing to do anymore...

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