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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"This. This same scene, every day. No more abandonments. People who love their pets with everything in them." Dr. Death turned to her with determination. "Imagine going out of business."


Enter The Darkest Faerie



Meridell, Brightvale, and Altador need your help! The Darkest Faerie expansion set, the newest yet in the Neopets Trading Card Game world, has been released, and there is much to see in this one set alone from new sketch cards and constellations to two new pets added to the bunch. This article is to introduce you...

Trophies for Bug-hunters



Seriously, these bugs are too big for just any old magnifying glass. We're bringin' in the heavy machinery from all across Neopia! Well, actually, just one piece of machinery... The Wocky designed super tank! Maybe it's not considered heavy machinery... oh well! We need your help! Save the Neopian Protection Zone 6b from the giant bugs!

History of Whack-a-Kass


Whack-A-Kass is a game enjoyed by millions of young neopets around Neopia. The home of what is turning into a hugely popular sport is, naturally, Meridell. After their town was destroyed, the people of Meridell felt that there must be a way of letting out their frustration - and whacking large objects with bat-shaped objects seemed to work...

Other Stories
"Swarm - Attack of the Acara" by pugnaciousilliterate
A white-knitted scarf hung decoratively around his neck. His expression looked as if he just conquered the world. The picture, of course, was showing Odysseus T. Wocky, the famous conqueror of the swarm of the Lost Desert...

"Dark Beginnings" by dragonlover8560
The noise reached the ears of a Kyrii sorcerer deep in meditation. His handsome face twitched as he roused himself from his trance. He stood, and strode over to the door of the tent. Twitching aside the tent flap, he was blasted by the desert wind and blinding sunlight...

"The Long Road Home" by dan4884
He had a look on his face that made him look both insane and deeply profound. I soon found out that every other Neopet in the neighborhood made avoiding him their biggest priority. No one wanted to be seen with such a freak, it seemed. So, I began to avoid Cooper too...


Sakhmet Has Returned!


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The Secret of Coltzan's Shrine
Little did I know the costs for my journey to Coltzan's shrine, it may even cost me my friendship with my neopets...

by thunderfox_1_sprague

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Purple Pebble: Part Two
"I can't," Feri said, looking down at her Chomby foot. "It's like magic glue or something. It doesn't want to let go of me. It's like..."

by mygoodguild

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Komik Releef: Happy Exercising
*pant* *gasp*

by tashni

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Guiding Light
So I guess we're stuck, then...

by plaquenil

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Wishes by Moonlight: Betrayal
Chayla was suddenly sitting next to him. Caeson tried to avert her eyes for fear of showing anxiety, but the Lupess easily caught his gaze. "What's wrong?"

by smurfafied1800



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