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The Secret of Coltzan's Shrine

Little did I know the costs for my journey to Coltzan's shrine, it may even cost me my friendship with my neopets...

by thunderfox_1_sprague
Mauled by a Thesaurus

I have seen far too many promising works that appear to have been mauled by a thesaurus, often without their authors' knowledge.

by schefflera
Tyrannian Pets... Are They Stupid, or Merely Simple?

There have been many stories of Tyrannian pets that are less intelligent than a normal one. Now, even if this is most likely to be true...

by sarahreye
Ultimate Bullseye - a How To

This has always been one of my favourite games, probably because of either the NP ratio (after about 120 points, you will get 1,000 NP per time played), the trophy, or because it’s similar to Archery...

by joegreen26
Attack of the Revenge: Master Them Pirate Skills!

If you're here, and you are willing to follow my advice, you can get another trophy! You're interested, aren't ya?

by inu_twilight
Swarm II: a Guide for Trophy Hunters

Are you stuck and can't figure out why you can't get a score higher than 3500? Well, you've come to the right guide!

by younglinkrulez
Survival: a Guide to Neopian Camping

The first thing you need to do before camping is to pack. Sounds easy, right?

by puppy200010
Whack-a-Kass - a History

Whack-A-Kass is a game enjoyed by millions of young neopets around Neopia. The home of what is turning into a hugely popular sport is, naturally Meridell.

by nattieneos
Volcano Run - In-Depth Guide

So you would like to master the game of Volcano Run, eh?

by texas_tiger13
You Can't Hit What You Can't See!

After a couple of days of Invisible Ixiness, I'm beginning to see the positives of pets that can't be seen. I've seen so many positives, actually, that I've compiled a short list.

by haimoku
A Hasee Bounce Novel

But what about other games, games that don’t have avatars? Isn’t it possible to need a little help on them, too?

by mygoodguild
TCG Newsflash: the Darkest Faerie Set Has Arrived!

Meridell, Brightvale, and Altador need your help! The Darkest Faerie expansion set, the newest yet in the Neopets Trading Card Game world, has been released...

by zim1357980
 
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Other Stories


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Swarm - Attack of the Acara
Under the glossy enhancement, a caption read: "Autographs by the great Odysseus! Tomorrow Only! Come to the Lost Desert to get your free autograph!"

by pugnaciousilliterate

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Gelert Diaries 2
"It's just brilliant, Diamond!" Marty beamed. "I love reading about Elwyn's travels! I wish I could do something like that!"

by star_29791

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Trapped Within a Dream: Part Nine
"Please excuse me," she said softly. "I realize that the chances are very slim that you have any information on the pet I seek..."

by chibicelchan

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Legend Seekers: Destiny Discovered - Part Five
Thialma knew they would blame Pemero. Out of the hundreds swept up, he alone would survive...

by yatomiyuka

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Meridellian Mayhem - Evil Yurble...
You don't want to know.

by ikkin_with_attitude

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Neopia Avenue
"Lack of Creativity"

by violinoutoftune



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