|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 216 | 11th day of Storing, Y7
|The Secret of Coltzan's ShrineLittle did I know the costs for my journey to Coltzan's shrine, it may even cost me my friendship with my neopets...|
|Mauled by a ThesaurusI have seen far too many promising works that appear to have been mauled
by a thesaurus, often without their authors' knowledge.|
|Tyrannian Pets... Are They Stupid, or Merely Simple?There have been many stories of Tyrannian pets that are less intelligent than
a normal one. Now, even if this is most likely to be true...|
|Ultimate Bullseye - a How ToThis has always been one of my favourite games, probably because of either
the NP ratio (after about 120 points, you will get 1,000 NP per time played),
the trophy, or because it’s similar to Archery...|
|Attack of the Revenge: Master Them Pirate Skills!If you're here, and you are willing
to follow my advice, you can get another trophy! You're interested, aren't ya?|
|Swarm II: a Guide for Trophy HuntersAre you stuck and can't figure out why you can't get a score higher than 3500? Well, you've come to the right guide!|
|Survival: a Guide to Neopian CampingThe first thing you need to do before camping is to pack. Sounds easy, right?|
|Whack-a-Kass - a HistoryWhack-A-Kass is a game enjoyed by millions of young neopets around
Neopia. The home of what is turning into a hugely popular sport is, naturally
|Volcano Run - In-Depth GuideSo you would like to master the game of Volcano Run, eh?|
|You Can't Hit What You Can't See!After a couple
of days of Invisible Ixiness, I'm beginning to see the positives of pets that
can't be seen. I've seen so many positives, actually, that I've compiled a short
|A Hasee Bounce NovelBut what about other games, games that
don’t have avatars? Isn’t it possible to need a little help on them, too?|
|TCG Newsflash: the Darkest Faerie Set Has Arrived!Meridell, Brightvale, and Altador need your help! The Darkest Faerie expansion
set, the newest yet in the Neopets Trading Card Game world, has been released...|
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Trophies for Bug-hunters
Seriously, these bugs are too big for just any old magnifying glass. We're bringin' in the heavy machinery from all across Neopia! Well, actually, just one piece of machinery... The Wocky designed super tank! Maybe it's not considered heavy machinery... oh well! We need your help! Save the Neopian Protection Zone 6b from the giant bugs!
|Yours Truly, Illusen|
I cannot help but remember what she did. And
I cannot help but lose myself in the memory, playing it over and over again...
|Just Like Me|
When the two rowdy Neopets had gone, Tracy came
over to Emmy's side. "Are you OK? Those two are a nuisance sometimes."
|Escape: Part Six|
In an anxious voice the Shoyru replied,
"An army is attacking Meridell Castle! This Draik named Valrigard is at the
head of it..."
Next thing you know, they'll ask for tea flavored tea!
Story by patjade