Armageddon
Ultima999: We're here!
Sizzleburn: Dangit! The door is stuck!
Rekozen uses a Twin Blaster to destroy the door.
Sizzleburn: Good thinking.
Rekozen: Like always.
They go in, and find the place deserted.
Ultima999: All right whoever you are! Come out so we can beat you up
and get our prize money!
A cold voice hisses through the air.
Unknown Enemy: You can't stop me, if you can't see me....
Ultima999: Sizzleburn, use the scanner!
Scanner: Uploading database....
Sizzleburn: Hurry!
Rekozen: Come out and fight like a....a.... just come out!
Unknown Enemy: Don't tell me what to do. Bars block all of the exits.
Scanner: Playing introduction music....
Sizzleburn: WHAT? STOP IT!
A giant form of a demon comes.
Unknown Enemy: See if you can beat that!
Ultima999: Sizzleburn! Work with the scanner!
WHAP! Ultima999 is thrown against the ugly Chia Statue,
which is knocked over and breaks.
Mega Demon: Nooooooo!
Rekozen kicks the Mega Demon, but is hurled back at great momentum.
Scanner: Displaying opening menu.....
Sizzleburn: About time!
The Mega Demon beats Rekozen like a punching bag.
Rekozen: Ow! No! Stop! Ouch! Wait!
Ultima999 pulls out a Twin Blaster but the Mega Demon throws Rekozen
at Ultima999 and knocks them over and Ultima999 drops the Twin Blaster.
Rekozen: Ultima, looks like we're screwed.
Ultima999: Not yet.
The ARENA satellite beams Ultima999 an Ultra Sonic Disrupter.
Ultima999: Eat this!
Rekozen: Um, Ultima.
VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVR!
Rekozen: AHhhhhhhhh! You fired it backwards! Turn it off!
Unknown Enemy: (snickers)
Ultima999: Oh. Oops.
Ultima999 turns the Ultra Sonic Disrupter away from Rekozen and at the
Mega Demon. The Mega Demon lets out a yelp and explodes.
Unknown Enemy: Very good.
Scanner: Location found. Displaying.
Sizzleburn: Uh oh.
Ultima999: What.
Sizzleburn: This whole place. The whole poetry place is....
Unknown Enemy: Me.
Ultima999 + Rekozen:...... AHHHHH!!!
They feel the earth below them rising, and the entire structure rises.
Dr. Sloth: Like my new metallic body?
Ultima999: Dr. Sloth? I should've known.
The Space Faerie comes out of nowhere.
Rekozen: No! Go away you dumb faerie! He'll transform you-
ZAP!
Evil Space Faerie: Destroy....
Rekozen: Never mind.
They see all of Neopia gazing up in horror.
Ultima999: Let's think.
Dr. Sloth: Feel the pain.
High electric voltage surrounds them, and moves in a tight circle and zaps them.
Ultima999: Ahhhhh!
Rekozen: Ohhhh!
Sizzleburn: It burns! It burns!
Dr. Sloth: (snickers)
Dr. Sloth launches a high shockwave megapulse that crushes a big part
of town.
Ultima999: OK, NOW this is the end. We can't get out of this.
Sizzleburn: No way! The good guys always win. Don't they?
Rekozen: Yeah, they do!
Dr. Sloth sprays them with Arekon Cells. Rekozen is transformed.
Sizzleburn: Yikes! He wasn't stubborn!
Ultima999: Just the two of us.
Evil Rekozen leaps at them, but they dodge.
Sizzleburn: Sorry, Rekozen....
Sizzleburn pulls out the Ultra Sonic Disrupter and blasts Evil Rekozen.
The Evil Space Faerie comes towards Sizzleburn, but Sizzleburn blasts
her too.
Dr. Sloth: Having fun?
Dr. Sloth sprays most of Neopia with Arekon Cells.
Ultima999: What are we going to do?
Sizzleburn: Let's think.
Ultima999: OK!
Dr. Sloth sprays them with Arekon Cells. Ultima999 is transformed.
Sizzleburn: Stupid, stupid, Ultima.
Dr. Sloth: Since I can't make you to be less stubborn, I'll just warp
you to another dimension.
ZAP!
What will become of Neopia and our three heroes? Find out next time.
To be continued...
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