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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

Dressing like a Tyrannian, after all, is far more complicated than throwing on a Tyrannian Fake Fur Toga and calling it a day.

Tyrannia Brochure

Have you ever wondered how Neopians lived thousands of years ago? Have you tried to return to your primal roots? While you can't go back in time, you can do the next best thing with a vacation to Tyrannia, Neopia's past in the present day! Home to last year's Altador Cup winners and the location of the regular Obelisk skirmishes, it's easy to see why Tyrannia has skyrocketed in popularity recently. Tyrannia is more than just a place where battlers and sport enthusiast assemble, though...

Top Tyrannian Neopets

May 12th is Tyrannian Victory Day, and to celebrate, we're going to count down the top ten pets which can be painted Tyrannian! This paintbrush is easily affordable at just an average of 40,000 to 50,000 neopoints, making it a realistic and achievable goal for Neopians of all ages! Not only is the paintbrush itself affordable, but the artwork for Tyrannian pets is extremely diverse, ranging from fierce and wild, to downright hilarious; there is a Tyrannian pet for everybody! Without any further ado, let's begin...

Celebrating Tyrannia

That's right, Neopians, it's that time of year again, Tyrannian Victory Day! Time to celebrate the defeat of the Monoceraptor and the preservation of all things Tyrannian. But what is the best way to celebrate? There are several ways to commemorate this day, but below I'll give you a brief overview of things you may want to try...

Other Stories
"Life's A Stage" by opossumman
The clattering of freshly-polished copper pieces resonated sonorously through the musty old room like a chorus of wedding bells. Wrenches rattled; cogs began to turn and tumble. The machine had once again been made functional. Given life, if you will. This was all in a day's work for Jacob, however. He brushed off his sweat-covered brow with his paw and adjusted his goggles...

"A Smoothie and Some Nausea" by yoshifan272
"Oh. Well." Illusen sipped her cold drink, staring down at the fragments of the sweet, frozen ambrosia. She kept her eyes locked on them, not looking up at the faerie that sat across the table. Inaudibly and without as much enthusiasm as one would hope for, she mustered, "That's nice," and sipped more of her smoothie afterwards, thinking that she...

"A Heart of Gold" by coookie18471
It was nearly time. The whole of Lutari Island was abuzz with the excitement. One more day! The ferns and palm trees themselves seemed to quiver in anticipation: One more sunrise! Even the thick white clouds, encircling the island like some eternal, greedy snake, were a little bit brighter and less ominous than they normally were. It was as though all the island was prepared...

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