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Issue: 464 | 8th day of Collecting, Y12 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
Do not put Ice pets in freezers; it makes them lonely.
How to Feed Your Grarrl
Resembling dinosaurs (rawr), this species is rather tall (for a Neopet anyway). They are, on average, about 118 pounds and three feet six inches (107 cm). You may be thinking "HAHA PUNY PET ME CRUSH YOU WITH PINKY". First off, when did you go caveman? Second, THIS IS MEGA HUGE IN NEOPIA. So stop being a caveman and show respect for the BIG guys... |
Love Your Food
I love my pets, don't you? I mean, when you spend so much time playing and dressing them, there is an emotional bond that happens between us owners and our adorable pets. But what about the pets that still have that special place in our hearts... and are edible? How did they become edible? Are they often scared for their lives? Do they fear the holidays we love? To answer these questions... |
 | It's Trading Time!
Want to trade, but not sure how to do it successfully? Wondering why your offers are constantly being rejected or why not a single soul bids on your seemingly attractive lots? Now, I will not pretend to be an expert, but with some years of experience under my belt and many successful trades, I can hope to offer you eager Neopians some advice. I have put this advice into several categories... |
| Other Stories |
"The Perfect Color" by smudgeoffudge
Transparent was the perfect color for a Skeith. Quarrye couldn't wait to try it out. He could hardly believe his luck when his owner announced that she had found the paintbrush. "I almost didn't see it at all," she announced, holding something up. Quarrye had to look twice just to see the thing... |
"The Spardel on the Street Corner" by crazy_holly_ii
Nobody else spared him a glance, except the cyclist who almost ran over him. The cyclist, a blue Acara, shouted "Sorry!" as he sped by. The apology got lost in the wind and I doubted if many other passers-by heard it. The Spardel had just looked up at the Acara... |
"Oddballs In Neovia" by greyandrainy
My favorite street lamp, you know the one closest to the graveyard, was burnt out as usual. I loved it, though; it made looking out at all the cracked and weathered headstones so much creepier. Mom doesn't like it when I spend time here, but in all honesty, it's the only place in Neopia I feel I fit in... |
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