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Issue: 340 | 25th day of Eating, Y10 |
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Newbie Board: Where we send all of the off-topic people, not realizing that they are setting a bad example for the group of real newbies who enter it.
Benefits of Mutation
Many owners would rather starve their pets than have them turned Mutant. I'm sure you would be a little creeped out by your pet's extra heads for a few weeks, but hey! Acquired taste, if I say so myself. I wouldn't mind my own little Shoyru painted Mutant! In fact, the Mutant Shoyru looks sort of cute... For years I've been trying to explain to the world that Mutant pets are not to be feared. They should be loved equally among Neopia. Not many people have listened to me. The little guys need to be defended!!! So I am going to give you 10 good reasons why you should get a Mutant Neopet... |
Ancient Medicine
You can't find it. Next you ask the Elephante nurse to help you, but you still have no success finding the right cure. She checks her list and tells you that the special item you need is out of stock at the moment. She looks at your poor suffering Neopet with apologetic eyes, but has to tell you to come back another time. Now all you can do is take your Neopet home and hope for the Neopian Pharmacy to restock your cure soon. No, you don't have to just sit around and wait. There is a place up in the mountains where an old and wise Ruki sells remarkable restoratives... |
| How to Bathe a Kadoatie
They're sassy. They're dainty. They're picky. But even the most imperious Kadoatie gets a little stinky. Yes, your beloved Kadoatie, the very icon of haughty petpets, reeks after a while, no matter how much self-grooming it may do. But how do you get a pompous petpet like a Kadoatie let you squish and squash shampoo into its delicate pelt? That, my friends, is what this guide is all about. The first step is premeditation—er, I mean, preparation... |
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"The Great Neopian Faerie Race" by stingjc "Indeed." DinoStinger faced the cameras. "I would like to welcome everyone to the 8th Annual Great Neopian Faerie Race on Neovision, brought to you by the fine folks at the Meridell Potato Company. The finest potatoes in the land! Let's head over to the starting line to see how things are going..." |
"Reintegration" by spoonguardonline Dr Foster leaned across to Dr Cahier. "I told you this would happen," he said quietly, and Sloth could barely make out the words. "I knew he'd wake up before he was found." To Sloth, he said, "Unfortunately, the sedative we gave you wasn't strong enough. You were supposed to be out for at least another..." |
"Behind the Smile" by nancy_drew_obsessed I led her out the door and down the street to the boards. They were conveniently only three blocks away. I walked inside, then chose the door marked 'List of Smilies.' As I strolled through the door, I was met with cage upon cage piled with smilies. There was a cage filled with evil red smilies with fangs... |
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As Royalty Does: Part One It most definitely did not fit in with the Korbat's view of How The World Should Be. His mouth formed around the only phrase that might help him to make sense of this anomaly. "Coffee?"
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