Thank you all for joining me with my exclusive interview with "The Stuff." Many have forgotten this menacing creature, but it still lurks in the wonders of Neopia. You can find it anywhere, but you probably don't want to. It's been said that there is no way to run away. You must grab a spoon and start eating...

You say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps? Does she walk around as if in a trance, drooling profusely, and moaning and groaning a bit too much for your taste?

We decided, after much chatting and pondering, that we, Lauren and Ice, being the brave and courageous Neopians that we are, would discover what lurks beneath this mysterious Symol Hole in Meridell. This is a written record of our oddly amusing journey into the Symol Hole...