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The Woes and Wonders of the Lab Ray (Firsthand)

The first thing I noticed was the awful burning smell. It was unbearable. Something sizzled. I could hear crackling like lightning. My face was pressed against a cold, tiled floor.

by klarevoyant
The Unlikely Attack

“If I knew then the Meepits were up to no good, I would have banished them all,"

by _forever__unbroken_
Dracky's Tale!

The rules of the game were simple.

Dracky knew that all he had to do was scent to familiarize himself, and then go fly off around meridell in hiding while they came to find him. He knew this. Nanci had them all practice weeks before Meridell Day.

by lauren92_k

 
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Understanding Usul Mania



When people first meet me on this site, the first thing they tell me is that “I have a lot of nice looking Usuls”. That is then followed up usually with “can’t you own anything else but Usuls?” Well, the answer is simply no! In my last article, I discussed how owning one species is a very good thing. I did keep mentioning my Usuls but I never did explain why I have this Usul obsession. So, in this article, I am going to give you my top ten reasons why I absolutely adore Usuls. #1: That cute and fluffy tail.This one should give you a bit of a chuckle but here me out. Usuls have such a cute and fluffy tail and most of them have a cute bow attached to them (only the royals, Usukis, desert, Halloween, Maraquan, pirate, and robot do not have a bow with them).



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A Comprehensive Guide to Food-Related Neopets
I like food. And I like Neopets. Most of you reading these words probably enjoy at least one, if not both, of those things. That’s why I am here to tell you that you can get the best of both worlds by owning a food themed Neopet. Yup, that’s right. There are several species and colors of Neopets inspired by our favorite foods. With everything from garlic to coconuts to Agueenas, there’s a flavor for everybody out there.

by unfogging

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What To Do When You Win The Lottery!
Every Neopian dreams of being rich beyond their wildest imagination, swimming in neopoints and being able to buy any usuki or paint brush or battledome weapon they want, never having to visit the Soup Faerie ever again. This dream is realized by very few, and honestly even hitting the lottery won't give you that type of ease, but it will get you one step closer. If you can manage your winnings well then you could set yourself up for a very prosperous future.

by pixeldream

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The Board Game Master:Part Five
Previously in The Board Game Master...

Roobina battled her way to the top of the Kacheekers tournament, securing her first ever trophy and the first of three necessary to achieve her goal of the Triple Crown.

by smoothie_king_xiii


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Covert - Archives:Part Two
We flipped through the pages for at least an hour, reading and rereading key elements of the translation.

Co-written with not

by rs_rbn


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Spot the Difference Edition #10
Can you find the 10 differences?

Also by Aritastic

by not_sporty


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Bottled Happiness Faerie
Where's my blaster!?

by hamster_z



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