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Short Stories
 | The Zombie Called BraynsWhen Sarah went out to buy more books, no-one expected her to come back with a zombie.
by flameandthemeepits |  | The Heart Beneath The BrushFollow your heart, and let no one tell you otherwise!
by free_soul3 |  | Message in a BottleJoanie did not feel lucky.
by jbergz8495 |  | The Origin of The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo PlushieOne day, Celeste asked her owner for a plushie that no one else had yet. "One that needs to be invented before I can have it!" she demanded.
by splitxpersonalities |  | A Day in the LifeSchool? Fun? Together? Ha.
by shyn12 |  | Say "Ahhhhh..."The Neopians need me. I am Neopia's finest dentist.
by black_skull725 |  | Illusen's Missing PieceThree pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient?
by applegrl27 |  | Forgotten by TimeAll I remember was the sound that my empty canteen made as it banged against my hip with every step, a constant reminder of my thirst.
by sylviau |  | What Went Wrong: The Tale of a Scaredy Kacheek"He has to be big, he has to be tough!" the Mad Scientist said aloud to himself...
by sanded |  | Gesn and the Kacheek Day CakeSometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole.
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Jumpin' Gem Heist
In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat. You don't know what a mischievous Petpet like that could be up to with all those gems, but it doesn't seem to matter much, since it's so cute. And gems are shiny. Everyone knows shiny is irresistible. There isn't much to be said about controls, as you do everything entirely with a mouse (or touchpad). The Sandan gives a little jump and tosses its rock when you click, knocking a tray of gems or rocks over for you to catch...
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How to Name Your Pet You run to the 'Create A Neopet' page screaming excitedly, select your species and... Disaster strikes. "The name Fang is taken."
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