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The Zombie Called Brayns

When Sarah went out to buy more books, no-one expected her to come back with a zombie.

by flameandthemeepits
The Heart Beneath The Brush

Follow your heart, and let no one tell you otherwise!

by free_soul3
Message in a Bottle

Joanie did not feel lucky.

by jbergz8495
The Origin of The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie

One day, Celeste asked her owner for a plushie that no one else had yet. "One that needs to be invented before I can have it!" she demanded.

by splitxpersonalities
A Day in the Life

School? Fun? Together? Ha.

by shyn12
Say "Ahhhhh..."

The Neopians need me. I am Neopia's finest dentist.

by black_skull725
Illusen's Missing Piece

Three pinches of gray dust, two pieces of redwood tree bark, a pinch of red pollen, some acorn shells, and.... What? What was the last ingredient?

by applegrl27
Forgotten by Time

All I remember was the sound that my empty canteen made as it banged against my hip with every step, a constant reminder of my thirst.

by sylviau
What Went Wrong: The Tale of a Scaredy Kacheek

"He has to be big, he has to be tough!" the Mad Scientist said aloud to himself...

by sanded
Gesn and the Kacheek Day Cake

Sometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole.

by thropp
 
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Jumpin' Gem Heist



In this game, you play a Sandan that knocks over gems and collects them in its (bottomless) hat. You don't know what a mischievous Petpet like that could be up to with all those gems, but it doesn't seem to matter much, since it's so cute. And gems are shiny. Everyone knows shiny is irresistible. There isn't much to be said about controls, as you do everything entirely with a mouse (or touchpad). The Sandan gives a little jump and tosses its rock when you click, knocking a tray of gems or rocks over for you to catch...



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How to Name Your Pet
You run to the 'Create A Neopet' page screaming excitedly, select your species and... Disaster strikes. "The name Fang is taken."

by tiptoeboo

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And A-Worming We Shall Go
So you'd like to become a worm extraordinaire, eh? Well, I can tell you now that it won't be easy.

by zawmby

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Behind Her Stars: Part Two
"Journalist? For the Neopian Times?" Alex said and I could hear the disbelief in his voice.

by sadinei

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Two
"We can't trust him," Ash said flatly.

by cpmtiger

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Bad Prizes And Neopians
It's Hagan's problem if we get bad prizes...

by lovisa966

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And the Award Goes To....
Well, you see, everyone likes the cute girl better.

Concept by lancey_smiley

by picklecheesepie




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