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A Gardener’s Guide to Neopia’s Weirdest Plants



Introduction Spring marks the season with warmer temperatures, increased rainfall, abundant sunlight, and greater pollinator activity, which means your garden is ready to flourish, so take this opportunity to do it up and give it a new life! But with the ample variety of beautiful Neopian gardening plants to choose from, it’s easy to fall into the cliché of creating a typical Spring garden. So why not stand out a bit and treat your garden like your personal canvas? Choose the more bizarre botanical varieties to spruce it up to make it a truly original garden that is yours, and truly showcase your character and eccentricity. Below are six gardening items that will certainly make any passerby Neopet do a double take and marvel at your wondrously strange creation! Wocky Glove Wocky Gloves are beautiful plants that can grow to the height of a Grarrl with proper care! Their name comes from the particular shape of their purple blooms, said to perfectly fit a Wocky's paw. You should take care not to let your pets play with them, however, as this unassuming little plant can be quite toxic. In ancient Neopia, they were used as medicine, but have since gained a sinister reputation. Some even believe they played a role in the King Coltzan tragedy. These unfounded rumours have earned their bell-like flowers the nickname "Death Knells" after the infamous...



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