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The Dream Quest: Eternity

It took Xantan longer than it should have to realise that when he had poured the essence of his magical strength into his ring to protect himself from corruption, he had also inadvertently made himself immortal.

by ellienib
 
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New Year, New You (and Your Neopet Approves!)



Here at The Neopian Times, we believe that resolutions can fail faster than the Snowager wakes up. Not this year! This is the definitive list of upgrades every Neopian can make (as endorsed by our Neopets who are tired of watching us do nothing). Whether you are a veteran, a newbie, or a returning player trying to find some purpose, everyone can find a Neopet-approved resolution. These resolutions can be a little dramatic, but also achievable and guaranteed fun. Featuring testimonials from super real and definitely not made-up Neopians from across the globe! RESOLUTION 1: Goal-Setting to Greatness! First off, sit down and think about what you want to achieve on this site. Take a look at your account and find what is missing. Make a list of what you see. Is your avatar count low? Do your Pets look a little boring? Is your trophy cabinet kind of empty? Writing down what you see can unlock new things you want to try. Always the most popular choice is becoming a collector! This can come in a few different forms: Avatar collecting. Hunting for secret avatars is extremely popular and for good reason! With the recent releases of more and more avatars, now is the perfect time to jump on in. Even the hard-to-achieve avatars can be yours from friendly lenders or through the guild you will be joining...



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