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	Neopia’s Best and Worst Dressed Shoyrus! Have you ever wanted, needed, had to know who the best and worst dressed Shoyrus in all of Neopia are? Well, wait no more, I have the report. by spukl1
	Raiders of Maraqua Game Guide Karpoh is a young Neopet that’s just trying to impress his pirate bosses by going to the Maraquan ruins to scavenge for lost treasure. He thought that he’d be able to take Maraqua’s treasure without any issues. Little did he know that enemies were scattered through the ruins! Also by ilovemykitties12 and hermionemagi by yashasvika
	Which Neopian college should your neopet attend? It always comes, that day in which your Neopet grows up and heads to college (or at least a lot of them do) and you wonder which college is the best for your Neopet. Which one has the best programs, lowest tuition and newest facilities? Well, that’s what I’m going to discuss in this article. by abinorm05
	Happiest Items In Neopia So what are the happiest items on the site? There are a lot! by doglover3662
	Customizing Tips & Tricks Hi all, Eco here, your customization guru to help you with some customizing basics! by earthiness
	Take A Chance! Who doesn’t love taking chances? by facetiousmind
	The Most Ex-SITE-ing Site Event Trophies I have listed these event trophies in no particular order so without further ado, let’s jump right in with our first set of trophies! by andrewo94
	Roo Island: The perfect day vacation! Pack up your Neopets and take them to Roo Island for a days amazing vacation full of fun and excitement! Also by vltra_svr by djleclair
	A Trip to Meri Acres Farm After my last trip to the eerie Deserted Fairgrounds, I decided my next weekend trip needed to be a bit more comforting and in full daylight. This time I went off the beaten path in Meridell. by hectic_haley
	To collect or not to collect Sit back, grab some popcorn and read the guide to become a Real Collector! by water_park1993
	Faerie Bubbles: A Gift from the Faeries On January 14, 2004, a new game rocked the Neopets community: Faerie Bubbles. Also by echothedonkey by applebella
	Achieving Through Account Improvement So get a nice cup of borovan, grab a notepad and a pen, and let’s get started on seeing how you can go from drab to glam by improving YOUR account! by butterflybandage

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"Trouble at the Neocola Machine" by lunarchronicles
"Are you sure this will work?” Brekker paced back and forth in front of the Neocola Machine, the shoes of his space suit scuffing up the thick purple-brown Kreludor dust. His four green ears bobbed and flopped over his helmet, though there was no wind up here to stir them. His older brother, Lantsov, rolled his eyes and went to scratch his nose before remembering his own borrowed space helmet. “Have I ever steered you wrong before, little brother?” Brekker didn’t answer, mostly because he could think of several instances when Lantsov had steered him wrong, solely for the pirate Blumaroo’s own amusement. That was how brothers – especially older brothers – operated. He looked down at the Fake Neocola Token on a String that trailed behind him as he paced through the moon dust. Maybe it wouldn’t work, and Lantsov was lying, but the thing did look real… would the vending machine really be able to tell the difference? The thing was, the little alien Aisha was pretty desperate for a transmogrification potion. Brekker knew that there was an avatar to be gained in getting one, and he was pretty sure he could convince his owner to use one on a lab rat so he could run off to the Neoboards and display it. But he was flat broke, and all of his previous Neocola Machine attempts hadn’t paid off yet.

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