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"Assuming" by champ100543
I would have neomailed more but I've been so BUSY. Maybe you have, too, but couldn't you throw together a neomail every now and then? Remember last Halloween? We dressed up like vampires and ran around scaring the little kids and egging old people's houses. It was really fun. We ALWAYS spend Halloween together. Why didn't you call and make plans?

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