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	The Snorkle: Neopia's Most Misunderstood Petpet? There are a number of misconceptions flying around Neopia concerning the Snorkle, all of which are totally false and unfair judgements of these wonderful petpets' character. by dreamgate
	Surpassing Shenkuu's Summit How DOES one manage to hook onto solid progress without a downwards spiral? There is only one person to ask! I set out to Shenkuu to speak to the Emperor princess herself! by ember_silver
	What Is a Pet Worth? "Look what I just sniped from the pound! I don't really like it, but it's an awesome color!" by mistrissmanda
	Questing For Neopoints This is a guide for those quests around Neopia outside of the random faerie quests. by victorrianna
	How to Start a Successful Guild Running a guild takes a lot of work, especially in the beginning, so the first step is to ask yourself if you have the time to do the work. Also by viperine17 by darkdragoon772
	What's YOUR Fashion Style? Are you confused by the tons of options in the NC mall? Not sure whether to play it safe and buy a simple pastel blue hair bow, or shine in a fashionable feathers superpack? by giv_peace_a_chance_
	Mystery Island: Gourmet's Delicatessen Mystery Island, located between Krawk Island and Maraqua, is a gourmet's delight. by mazoku_kuiin
	Eat Dirt! Yum... Dirt. by misshamsterlover
	Quest for Etiquette I've noticed that others still treat the game like they are playing against computers. So, for the sake of many, I have compiled a list of 'do's and 'don't's of what to do while playing Key Quest. by unicorngirl383
	Key Quest: The Game There is a brand new game in Neopia where, in addition to neopoints, you can win great prizes like codestones and neggs. All you have to do is collect keys. by dipper70
	Pet Rock: Amazing Gift or Amazing Sham? For your convenience, this is a unique list of several items your Neopet will not take kindly to receiving, and why. by thisillusionoflove
	What Type of Gamer Are You? - A Comprehensive Quiz There are hundreds of games out there that pay out immediately! Take this fairly quick quiz to see what type of gamer you are. by poissonneondn
	A Comprehensive Guide to Kikos Kikos are one of Neopia's most lively and fun species, but how much do you really know about these adorable and effervescent limited edition pets? by turtles_rule32

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Eating Dirt

Dirt may be labelled as a gross food, but have you ever tried it? Do you have the right to criticize it if you have not tried it? Is Dirt the ugly-duckling of food everywhere? Will it soon blossom into the most delicious and most happily eaten food all over Neopia? Well, we'll never know unless you give it a try and just eat some Dirt! Now, you may be thinking, "Eat DIRT? Eww! Not me! It's full of germs and gross things like bugs! You'll never catch me eating Dirt!" I cannot tell you how wrong you are!

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