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Are You A Good Owner?

Do you think that you're a good owner for your neopets? Do you feel you couldn't get any better at taking care of them, no matter how hard you try?

by chameleon2424
Surviving the Plot Madness

Plots are composed of three basic elements: puzzles, wars, and prizes. Each of these elements has a profound effect on Neopia, and many changes come as a result of them.

by mookie99
Designing an Attractive Neohome on a Budget

Before building, take some time to decide on a floor plan. How many rooms will there be? Do you want your rooms to make a shape?

by jillian3_3
Food Fight: Food in the Battledome

Some of you may think that throwing a pea or a hunk of asparagus at your opponent is not going to do much harm; well, this is not the case! Some of the strongest battle weapons in the game are some sort of foodstuff.

by dudeperson41
Mysteries in the Deep- Catacombs, That Is

Even fewer, in fact, know its history, at least partially. Where did these underground caverns come from? Who, or what, made them?

by fudge_rabbit22
Advanced Sakhmet Solitaire 101

We all know the ultimate goal of Sakhmet Solitaire is to clear all the cards out from the columns (at the bottom of the screen) into four Ace Piles (at the top). But what do you do to get there?

by doomzdayblaze
Jubble Bubble, Toil and Trouble

It's all been a ploy, a decoy. What Kelby and the JubJubs have been doing is nothing short of heroic. What they've been doing is...

by love_charmed
The Petitorials: Painting Puzzlers

Painting your pets. Everyone's doing it!

by amiyumifan96
The How To of Adventures

Adventures: very few Neopians have them. It takes time, effort, creativity and skill to create a fancy one good enough to display proudly on your page.

by yummmykake
Illusen's Earthy Glade Guide

Have you ever wondered how people get that fancy little Illusen's Glade Quest trophy for their User Lookup?

by riddler
Garoo Elite Soldiers: Who are they?

Is King Roo somehow involved in this plot? Has Dr. Sloth mutated some Blumaroos with a secret weapon, turning them into evil mirror images of their former selves? Or did they simply choose willingly to work for Dr. Sloth?

by thecyberdeaf
It's Illusen's Day In Every Neohome

Things you can do to kick-start your Illusen’s Day celebrations!

by confutation
Illusen-Themed Activities to Celebrate Illusen Day

The most obvious thing to do today is going to Meridell, stepping into Illusen's Glade and asking her for a quest.

by anamya
 
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"The Whittleman Expedition" by visorak_commander
Yes! Earlier this day we finally found Professor Jiggens, feasting on some tropical fruit found in the trees nearby; his clothes are terribly torn and filthy, but he seems to be in quite the excellent mood! It seems that such an incredible man as he can find the utmost humor in everything, never ceasing his contagious laughter...




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Second Thoughts
Smirking violently, Jhudora uncorked the orange potion and poured every single drop of sunset orange into the cauldron...

by reveirie

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Cursed

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Lupe Pack Detectives - Case of the Missing Statue: Part Three
It had been a couple of days since Opren sent the empty morphing potion bottle up to the Virtupets Space Station for analysis...

by lupe_hunter_7

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Wicked in the Woods: Part One
Her head whipped from side to side, looking in vain for her pursuers. All she knew was they were coming...

by scarletspindle

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*pout*
I want to be painted Baby.

by uncleantabby

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Quig Quig Stories
QUIGQUIG... It's so... hypnotic?

by squishable



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