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Botching Birthdays

Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

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