The Truth About Kiko Lake

     Kiko Lake is seen as a peaceful place

     Somewhere you can relax and swim at your own pace

     They have wonderful glass bottom boat tours

     So you can have an amazing time outdoors!

     There’s absolutely nothing that can go wrong, right?

     I mean, how can these nice Kikos possibly give anyone a fright?

     But lately, I’ve been carefully observing

     And the truth is quite unpleasant and unnerving

     For a long time, we have underestimated Kiko Lake

     Let us now expose them as fakes!

     Their facade as the meek underdogs fooled us all

     But their greed will truly be their downfall!

     Have you “misplaced” anything?

     Even something small like a silly piece of string?

     The Kikos start off taking things very slow

     But is it all in your head? No!

     Then suddenly, it’s a paintbrush here

     And an expensive stamp there

     They even took my heavy textbooks!

     Kiko Lake is full of crooks!

     It’s really this specific group

     They follow you around, waiting for the perfect time to swoop

     The Altador Cup team should be full of all-stars

     Not these Kikos stealing from cookie jars!

     They say they needed funds for the team

     That winning the Altador Cup is their dream

     But is that really their goal?

     With all the items they stole?

     Let me tell you the real story

     Those Kikos took directly from my inventory

     Their team leader called it a "donation"

     And then later, I saw them all on a fancy vacation!

     Right now, there's no justice to be found

     So I must spread the word around

     Protect your items with all your might!

     Kiko Lake hides in plain sight!