A Very Slothy Dinner Party

     Of course some Neopians naturally feel the call to the dark side. That dark urge calls to them and they may answer the call as they pledge their allegiance to Dr. Sloth.

     Whether you celebrate this ruler in earnest or ironically nothing says "celebration" quite like a party with great food and delicious drinks, so I have put together a handy guide of potential themed menu items for all things Sinister and Sloth for your next Slothy Shindig.

     Drinks

      Cocoa with Sloth-mallows

     If you want to warm up on a chilly day consider adding hot cocoa to the menu. For the finishing touch: toss in these mallows that are in the shape of Dr. Sloth’s head. You might want to let them melt down first… just in case.

      Secret Sloth Slushie

     Made from pus, slime, bilge, and topped with snot this slushie will most definitely be the talk of the party.

      Sloth Slushie

     This one is a little less adventurous in its flavour. It is black (licorice) and red (cherry) with a little cloak decoration just to invoke that fear of Dr. Sloth.

      Toxic Sloth Slushie

     While "toxic" may be in the name it is anything but. It is made with a delicious apple slushie infused with edible glowing dye then poured into a tiny cauldron with an edible cloak for garnish.

     Appetizers

      Cherry Sloth Yogurt

     This is a lightweight and delicious cherry flavoured yogurt that is served in a bowl that is shaped like Dr. Sloth’s head. Yes, you will be eating out of his mouth this way. Don’t think about it too hard.

      Dr. Sloth Summer Fruit Salad

     Although Sloth Appreciation Day is in winter, this refreshing and healthy snack will certainly hit the spot any time of year. Enjoy strawberries, blueberries, and grapes that look like Dr. Sloth’s head.

      Lucky Slothy Day Dip

     Made of secret ingredients this delicious dip will have you feeling lucky and in the mood to celebrate all things Dr. Sloth. So depending on your party you may not actually want this.

      Sloth Broccoli

     From farm to table, this broccoli was specially engineered to have extra sprouts on top to mimic Dr. Sloth. No need to fear this vegetable.

      Sloth Day Nachos

     Perfect for sharing! These nachos are made with salsa, guacamole, beans, and mystery meat.

      Sloth Day Soup

     This will warm you up this winter. Delicious broccoli and cheddar soup inside a creepy Dr. Sloth cup. Can be made larger if desired for a full entrée.

      Sloth Negg

     It is recommended to not eat this if you are a Tonu since you will come down with Neezles. Otherwise, this delicious negg will be perfectly scary but safe and delicious.

     Entrées

      Dr. Sloth Bento Box Lunch

     This is a fun commemorative tin that you can pack full of delicious food for your guests. What you put in there is up to you.

      Plain Sloth Day Burger

     Although it claims to be "plain" there is plenty on it: lettuce, tomatoes, onions, snot, and gruel.

      Sloth Day Pasta

     Marinara sauce served over a bed of squid ink pasta and basil garnish. Quite unique but very delicious.

      Sloth Dog

     A green hot dog may be a little unsettling but it is made even more so with the red bun. It looks just like Dr. Sloth. Any toppings you desire can go on top to maybe make it look less scary.

      Sloth Salad

     If you or your guests are a little health conscious this bed of spinach and kale shaped in the shape of Dr. Sloth’s head will be both a little creepy and a lot delicious.

      Sloth Spaghetti

     Normal green spaghetti. But the real slothiness comes from the edible plate that looks like Dr. Sloth’s famous collar.

      Sloth Surprise

     The loyal Grundos at Grundos Cafe aren’t telling what this mystery meat is. Perhaps you’re brave enough to try?

      Sloth Wrap

     If your party is too big for everyone to have a seat this grab-and-go wrap makes sure everyone can get fed wherever they may be posting up.

      Vegetarian Sloth Wrap

     A vegetarian version!

      Wheaty Sloth Day Burger

     Kind of like the Plain Sloth Day Burger but with more gluten.

     Desserts

      10th Birthday Evil Sloth Cupcake

     Whether you are celebrating Dr. Sloth’s birthday or your own, this delightfully evil looking cupcake has a candle for you to make a wish with.

      Berry Sloth Ice Cream

     This is a favourite of Dr. Sloth in particular because it has mind control potion in it. But it also has berry ice cream mixed in so it isn’t all bad.

      Chocolate Dr Sloth

     A hollow chocolatey version of the good doctor.

      Chocolate Sloth Head

     Soft and sweet marshmallow inside, hard and sweet chocolate outside.

      Grape Sloth Cake

     Delicious soft cake that tastes like grapes – only sweeter.

      Orange Sloth Cake

     A zesty orangey cake.

      Radioactive Sloth Cake

     It’s not really radioactive — that would be silly. It is simply a dyed green apple cake.

      Seasonal Dr. Sloth Truffles

     If you have some of these left over from the Day of Giving you might as well regift, upcycle, reuse, etc.

      Sloth Brucicle

     Brucicles are a favourite of many Neopians, and thankfully they make Dr. Sloth versions for such occasions.

      Sloth Cone

     A delicious mint ice cream in a crunchy cone.

      Sloth Gummies

     Slime flavoured gummies that look like Dr. Sloth. Chewy and tasty, and just sweet enough for a good pick me up.

      Sloth Halloween Cupcake

     This chocolate cupcake is best around the end of October, although he would certainly let it slide if you wanted to enjoy it another time.

      Sloth Pudding Cup

     Wiggly, creamy, goodness in a tiny container.