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The Sloth Gummy That Got Away
by redken9x9 | | Description: It started out so pleasant. I was born in Virtupets Space Station– home of my creator, Franky. I lived for a short time in one of his most ingenious creations, the prestigious ‘Grundo Factory’. |
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Confessions of King Skarl's Hair Stylist
by redken9x9 | | Description: I take no responsibility for hurt feelings. Skarl, you dweeb. :) The truth is out. |
| Week - 729
The Gifted Faerie
by redken9x9 | | Description: Professor Thierra sifted through the miscellany mess of papers on her desk, glancing up at Aleha in-between scribbles. The movement of the room was still for the present time; Aleha modestly preoccupied with her books and Thierra contemplatively preoccupied with her papers and Aleha. |
| Week - 730
Stamp Collecting For Beginners
by redken9x9 | | Description: So you want to be an Ultimate Stamp Collector, eh? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Don’t worry, I won’t waste your time with tons of useless pleasantries and introductory nonsense. We’ll get right down to business. |
| Week - 731
The Hidden Treasure
by redken9x9 | | Description: I rode down to the river one morning to see the spring blossoms bloom. My eyes were focused on the ground there, with each step a piece of earth crunched under my feet and the grass bent toward my way. Bending for an old Gnorbu, life and vitality bowing to time-worn straits. |
| Week - 732
Zombie Mortog Invasion
by redken9x9 | | Description: First, let me correct what you’re already thinking. No – this is not an apocalypse. To say that we’re experiencing a catastrophic disaster in danger of ending the world is not quite accurate here. We’ve got it under control, as you can see. |
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Understanding Extreme Potato Counter
by redken9x9 | | Description: Hello friends! I’ll spare you the introductory garbage and just get right to it. You’re here because you would either like a trophy in EPC, or the avatar, or both! You’ve already run across several guides that have provided great suggestions in helping you come closer to that goal, but more than likely you haven’t reached it yet. |
| Week - 759
Money, Money, Money!
by redken9x9 | | Description: So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside*
Director comes forward.
I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response.
Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.”
Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.” |
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 A Moltaran Interview
The mayor of Moltara has taken time out of his busy schedule to answer some of the questions most on the average Neopian mind when it comes to Moltara.
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 Confessions That Aren't Really Confessions!
Inspired by the idea of uttering confessions that aren't true confessions, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I list all of the things that make us despondent, even though we're not really responsible for them. I hope you enjoy reading it, and that you feel better that you're not alone in your misery!
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 Money, Money, Money!
So I was walking by the Money Tree one day and – What? Hold on. *shoves narrative aside*
Director comes forward.
I quizzically flex my eyebrows in response.
Director: “You’re supposed to give them a little background before you begin the story, you know, tell them a little about yourself so they get hooked.”
Me: “But they’re already hooked? I mean, they’re absolutely flabbergasted by the weirdness already taking place here. Just look.”
by redken9x9 |
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