Jhudora's Greatest Bluff

     Jhudora is a faerie with a certain wicked reputation,

     Her evil quest requests can cause much fear and agitation.

     Surely someone who delights in darkness could not have even one weak spot?

     Well, here's a secret for you, that may give you pause for thought.

     She owns a pair of Gruslens, Sarah and Daisy are their names,

     The way she dotes upon them would put any other petpet owner to shame.

     They eat only the finest food and she grooms them twice a day,

     She spoils them rotten with fancy toys whenever they should want to play.

     Teaching them brand new party tricks is one of her favourite pastimes,

     She may even like it more than plotting or planning her evil crimes.

     They know how to sit, roll over and play dead, even how to jump and spin,

     Seeing them behaving so sweetly is one of the only times you'll see Jhudora grin.

     Who would believe that this dark and cruel faerie who leaves some poor Neopians destitute,

     Finds it hard to scold her Gruslens, because they're just... so cute!

     Who would think this scheming and malicious faerie, who loves to cause panic and fright,

     Lets her Pets sleep comfortably upon her bed at night.

     So now you know the secret, this might sound crazy but it's true,

     That Jhudora just so happens to have not one weak spot but two.

     She might be more than a little angry though, if these rumours start to spread,

     So perhaps it would be prudent to keep it to yourself instead.