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Breaking News: Greyed Brightvale Under Siege!

The Kingdom of Brightvale, renowned for its dedication to peace and learning, has been plunged into chaos as dark purple creatures, known as Voidlings, launch an unprecedented assault.

by justin_967
Must-Read Books to Understand the Void

As a rift has opened in the skies of Neopia, our Neopian heroes gathered together in Altador to discuss how to approach this strange situation. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by cartographist
The Top Plot Opponents Ever Seen In the Battledome

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by rascle90
Petpet Cannonball – A Guide to Firing Petpets

Ahoy there m’hearties and welcome to my guide to Petpet Cannonball. The only game where you can fire Petpets from a cannon and not get into trouble with the PPL!

by becky142
Brand Designs - Inside the Shops of Neopia

We’ve all been there, sitting in a shop, repeatedly refreshing while waiting for the next stock.

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Five Tips For Tidy Teeth

Ever since I was paid my first visit by the Tooth Faerie, I've endeavored to spread her lessons for good health and clean teeth.

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"The Grey Omelette" by maddie_bangz
”What is THAT??” Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him. The day had started as it always does, with the Lupe waking up bright and early to the sun rising over the Tyrannian Plateau, casting the barren landscape in a brilliant golden hue. He had stretched his tired limbs and prepared for another day of guarding and distributing his precious Giant Omelette. He spends each day at the same spot, feeding the hungry Neopets that come to him in search of just a slice of his delicious Omelette. He loves to try out different flavours and ingredients to give the Neopets something different to try each time, and last night he had chopped up some fresh spicy red peppers for today’s batch. Sabre-X was very meticulous in his Omelette preparation, and he had found some very shiny and delectable looking giant eggs the evening before. He would then climb to the highest point in the plateau, crack the eggs over the sunbaked rocks, and let the morning sun cook them to perfection by the time the breakfast crew started to roll in.




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