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 | The Grey Omelette"What is THAT??" Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him.
by maddie_bangz |  | Gelert RivalsTandrak was not happy. For almost two decades he had held a very specific role, not only on Team Darigan, but among all the Yooyuball athletes who participated in the Altador Cup every year.
by sima232005 |  | Lords, Kings, and Other MysteriesAs Neopia's leaders assemble, an unlikely friendship forms.
by slothgirl |  | Fui's Hospital ShiftFui was walking along the streets of Neopia Central, looking at the near-empty shops and dull appearance that seemed to cloud the atmosphere.
by endisnigh |  | The Switchboard OperatorAfter working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since.
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"The Switchboard Operator" by mama357
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?”
“Transferring, thank you for calling.”
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?”
“Transferring, thank you for calling.”
After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since. Any Neopian who has purchased a home has, at one point or another, spoken with Liza: something she was fiercely proud of. She was the voice of the Neohomes Real Estate Management Company. The first pet anyone who wanted to purchase a Neohome spoke with.
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?”
“Transferring, thank you for calling.”
Sometimes, Liza would daydream about what it would be like to retire. She could buy a Neohome of her own. Maybe on Kiko Lake. A beautiful log cabin...
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