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Crowding the Sky
The sky provides much awe to planet-dwellers...

by likelife96

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Cotton Candy Clouds
Etzie slammed the cupboard door shut. “No, I’m really not. We split rent for this place down the middle and you do nothing but sit in your room all day or laze around on the couch and eat pizza, which, of course you don’t clean up!”

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You Are Now Leaving Neopia
"We are the Grundos. We used to live in harmony and peace on the planet Doran."

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Home in the Stars
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