There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots |
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Issue: 896 | 27th day of Running, Y22 |
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Thompkens Jenkins Her name was Maude Clock, and she was a Krawk. Thom had liked her from the day he met her because she was a mystery. More bipolar than volatile, always spouting bits of gibberish Thom found enlightening, it was even unknown to Thom whether she was a woman or a child.
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The Fyora Question: Lesser-Known Scandals Fyora has faced an onslaught of opposition in recent weeks, with growing calls for her to step down and pass her collection of pink-orbed staves to a more worthwhile governess. In the wake of the so-called “Mr. Krawley incident”, everyone from King Altador to Queen Amira – once allies of the Faerieland monarch in the Council of Neopian Nations – have written scathing op-eds on the Faerie Queen; even Brynnso is calling for her resignation.
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A Royal Send Off: Fyora's Bucket List With Queen Fyora's sudden announcement of her retirement, one has to wonder how she would fill the voids in her day that were previously dominated by government and royal functions.
In collaboration with Black_Skull725.
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A Mysterious Illness On the 29th of the Month of Awakening at 9:25 pm NST a royal messenger appeared at the drawbridge to Queen Fyora’s castle in a pastel purple cloud of smoke. He waited impatiently while the palace guards confirmed his identity and let Queen Fyora know she had a messenger heading towards the throne room.
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