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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part One

I should have known that dame would be trouble the minute I heard her sweet and seemingly innocent voice...

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by anela19

Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One

"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_

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MSPP Protection

So, your owner just spent 10 million neopoints on the MSPP plushie, assuring you that all those silly tales of pets who mysteriously disappear the night after they bought it are just urban legends, and that you'll have LOADS of fun with your new "buddy". LIES!!! All of it lies! The MSPP plushie is a very dangerous and evil...

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Astpyr Babysits
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301

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The Adventures of Caragh the Halloween Krawk
Caragh recoiled into a defensive position. She was not some cute cuddly creature who liked to play dress up or attend tea parties, and she wasn't about to drop her guard...

by scenette

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The Jelly Chia: Evil, or Publicly Humiliated?
But who is this creature? And why would it ever be driven to do such a horrible thing? And is it REALLY evil, or does it just need some professional help?

by ubquitous

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Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War
It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath

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My Lucky Day (Not!)
I guess she got cranky...

by dariganduck

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Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness
We can do this the easy way.

by topaz_snapdragon123

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