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Issue: 303 | 3rd day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	Smookie's Shadow Altador Cup: 15 minutes of fame! ...or 15 seconds. by littletiger_14
	...Shift1 Eye think it's possible. by brag
	Kadma(i)nia Based on a true story Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Neopian Asylum When you wish upon a star... be careful! by gypsy_mystic
	Just Hide. whoosh by curve
	Jackpot Curiosity causes loud yelling and good luck. by karatefight
	Neopups A Werelupe snack attack. by coshi_dragonite
	Ghostly Mortogs? by i_m_a_chinchilla
	Cooty Warrior It's easy to confuse the mountains, isn't it? Idea by kallysta_rynns by hypno_the_cat
	Rambunctious! All the other pets have more toys than me! by g_and_frends
	Rainbow Ice Cream Randomness We can do this the easy way. by topaz_snapdragon123
	A Bori Story: Vaeolus Issues Do you smell something.... burning? by pikemaster1
	Silly Veespa Then you finally jump on one of my petpets?!?! by lacreamosa
	Wheels of Neopia Games of luck... or pet abuse? by starlitdown
	My Lucky Day (Not!) I guess she got cranky... by dariganduck
	Doodle: Customization Fun Customization has its problems... Clever idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	A Questionable Request The DARKNESS Faerie...? by snivellus1024
	Neopets v2 Business as usual by ooorianeoo
	And The Tales Come: Part 1 Why do you want to be painted faerie? Also by black_kisa by ximera
	Arx Hallex Poor paper petpet... Co-authored by neesboy by qazfan
	We All Love Coconut Shy! This game is not rigged. Honest. by minuko
	Cookie Crumbs AHH!!!! BEHIND YOU!!!! Just kidding! by anna_waters
	Takematu and Mystery Of The Kougra Paw Oh... no!! by ichimatu
	Avarice - or Woes of a baby Pteri zZz... by sevy_snogger
	Speck the Speckled trip by cheetah_kougra
	Guess the Weight of the Marrow! Keep your personal info to yourself! by goodie_2shoe
	The Neo-Doctor Is In... Reading isn't always a good thing... by superobinchan33
	Something Fishy... Yummy. by haruko_neofriend
	Yanny and Jawsfins Just an ordinary day at the beach? by welshdemure
	Talk About Random - "Lost Isle!" Not exactly the Lost Isle... but close! by buizelmaniac
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XVI The True Story by khestrel
	Open Heart- Finale I'm such an idiot! by maiinoki

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"Scarblade's Game" by fuzzy_socks4
The seller, a rather tiny Quiggle, rubbed his hands together nervously. The full price was twenty thousand dubloons. Captain Bilge had already hinted that he would only spend ten thousand. And it was well known that whatever Bilge couldn't buy, he stole...

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Astpyr Babysits
Grounded. Again. Apparently, my owner had not taken well to my attempt to create a swimming pool in our living room...

by qazx301

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Dance It Up
The truth is, stereotypes are based on majority figures... and to have a majority, you have to have a minority, right? Ladies and gentlemen, it's nice to meet you... I'm Jake the yellow Elephante. I'm the minority.

by lovetheyardstick

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Staying Out of the River: A Guide to Tug-O-War
It takes place in the Lost Desert. You choose a character to play as (every character except Brucey B requires a code) and start tugging. The object of the game is to pull your opponent into the river...

by surath

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Cheap, Easy Neohome Decorating
Okay, so you want to decorate your neohome. The problem is, you took one look at the furniture in the stores and realized...

by jessorama

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Delma Harrence: The Younger Days - Part One
"Now go down and eat breakfast," said her owner, peering down at her and showing absolutely no fear at all. "You're going to school today, and you're not going to go out in the fields and play yooyuball with your friends..."

by shadow_sabre_

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Ice Cream: Part Three
That day she had ice cream for lunch, breakfast, and dinner. That night she dreamed four kinds of killer ice cream...

by sikki_lo

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