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	1000 Weewoos on the Wall If you know the words, you can sing along, too! by draik_bianca
	Happy 1000.... Kad feeds? It's feeding time! Collab with kindled by serebii251
	Dye-ing of Laughter! Not all magic wool work on you... by classicmess
	The Weewoo and the Neopian Times The Neopian Times can be enjoyed in many ways by tatyanne
	The Times of Neopia for The Neopian Times "Wee-woould like to take you on a trip down memory lane..." Collab with dreamyard by virtualgf
	Impossible Dreams "To everyone who's had a dream..." by salem_822
	Celebrating 1000 Issues of The Neopian Times From a humble newsletter... by missbeasty
	Writer issue Honest feedback is needed by chocokelle
	Opportunist "Dude, the sun is coming up..." by ssjelitegirl
	Crafty Critter "Wow, we have so many papers..." by leighlizzzie
	The Floating Islanders - Issue 1000 A love letter to the years that have come before, and the years yet to come. by yankeesrule244444456
	The Lupees That's like...1000 HATS!!! by the_lupees
	A normal day for the Fountain Faerie "Here it is..." by milalix
	Growing Up with the (Neopian) Times Looking back, I've been reading the Neopian Times for years. So, here is an ode of appreciation to a legend! by alagfalaswen
	Peachy Keen - 1000 (Comic) Issues! Celebrating a milestone issue and almost 2 decades on Neopets! by hisiihi24
	Hot Off The Press A love letter to the Neopian Times and its 1000th edition by qwirka
	Faellie Tales 19: A Thousand More Here's to a thousand more. by coco6468
	1000 Miles How far will you go? by antonia22301
	Avalanche of Neopian Ideas! Don't leave it to the last minute. Collab with krowkano by romina_r
	Wishful Thinking Make a wish and it might come true! by hedesku
	Growing Up With the Times Here's to 1000 issues and everyone who's connected through their love of the Neopian Times. by flames_unleashed
	The More Things Change... The more they stay the same Collab with kuroneko_kitty & twillieblossom by keng200
	Rock Bottom Everybody needs a friend :) by verggg
	PrePAWSterous- I Know So Happy 1000th Issue! by pau_meow
	Grave Regrets Thanks, buddy. by hakotie
	The Weewoos are gone!! It's almost time to delivery the Neopian Times issue 1000 are the Weewoos are all gone! by _angel_852
	Sutek Muffin "Hey check out my new Neo Hood!" by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Party Planner Extraordinaire Let's party! by pikcel
	Prepping for 1000 Hope the Weewoos are ready! by muggledude
	Crossword puzzles Apparently Jerdana used the fact that The Darkest Faerie has no patience for puzzles to protect the kingdom. by starbiology

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"One Thousand Days of Procrastination" by purplepeggie
After reading the fifth question on the career quiz, Line realizes that this is not going well. "From a scale of 'strongly dislike' to 'strongly like', rate your affinity for building kitchen cabinets." She circles 'strongly dislike' and moves her pencil down to the next item, then pauses. Yes, she knows next to nothing about carpentry, but it sounds decent... in theory. Building things with her own two paws, good honest work. But does liking the concept count as "having an affinity"? She circles 'neutral' and moves to the next item. "From a scale of 'strongly dislike' to 'strongly like', rate your affinity for studying ways to reduce water pollution." Line circles 'dislike', then feels guilty. If someone had to do it and no one else wanted to, she'd volunteer to do it, wouldn't she? Maybe it'd be fun, charting the turbidity of Terror Mountain's bodies of water. She erases 'dislike' and circles 'neutral'. The Chocolate Vandagyre scans the answers she's put down so far. Of the six items she's circled, all of them are 'neutral' except 'buy and sell stocks and bonds', for which she's put 'dislike'. She tries not to dwell on that for too long, afraid that she might change that answer, too. Line sinks her head onto her paw. What kind of career can the school suggest for her if the only thing they know about her — the only thing she knows about herself — is that she doesn't want the life of Nigel the Chia? "Ten minutes left, everyone!" Mrs. Lupern calls out.

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A Party, A Thousand Years Overdue
"Never underestimate the allure of a free buffet..."

by herdygerdy

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One Neopoint. Seriously?
"When Quest Log began, Zariniey became an instant fanatic! She was there at the first hour to quickly complete each quest and collect her bag of 20,000 Neopoints that she would stash away..."

by candylandtheonomy

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10 Ways to Spend the Day with Your Weewoo
"In celebration of issue 1000 of the Neopian Times, we thought it would be a great idea to spend the day with your Weewoo and show them all the wonderful parts of Neopia that they might have missed before..." Collab with corryn10

by tamimarieb

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50 No-Go Items for the 1000th NT Celebration Party!
It's time to celebrate! The legendary 1000th Edition of our beloved Neopian Times is upon us, and nothing is more essential than throwing the grandest Neopian party ever to honour this milestone!

by kabosir

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The Price of Ambition
"The next day, the two girls had packed small bags and were ready to head out to Altador. Annie noticed as they left..."

by golden1188

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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir
"Two years ago, when Miphie was a rosy-cheeked Neophyte at Academia Magika, she had spent her first couple of spare moments exploring the library..."

by josephinefarine

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