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The Sleepers of Saint Garfir

"Two years ago, when Miphie was a rosy-cheeked Neophyte at Academia Magika, she had spent her first couple of spare moments exploring the library..."

by josephinefarine
The Price of Ambition

"The next day, the two girls had packed small bags and were ready to head out to Altador. Annie noticed as they left..."

by golden1188
Knight & Squire: Preface

"Danner yawned as he stared at the latest agricultural and civilian militia reports. There was a slight uptick in bandit activity, but nothing too concerning..."

by terpsichorean_writer
Samrin's Inspiration

"'We have walked too far down this tunnel. We have to backtrack a bit,' Gilbert said..."

by greencheese79
 
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10 Ways to Spend the Day with Your Weewoo



In celebration of issue 1000 of the Neopian Times, we thought it would be a great idea to spend the day with your Weewoo and show them all the wonderful parts of Neopia that they might have missed before. Since issue 1000 is so special to Neopians, you should mark the occasion with a special day for your Weewoo to celebrate and below we listed all the amazing spots you can visit for a memorable day with your Weewoo. 1. Ferry Ride to Mystery Island You and your Weewoo will love jumping on the ferry and heading over to Mystery Island for a little bit of island fun. While there you can take a Tiki Tour and learn all about island life or you can get your fortune told by the Island Mystic. If relaxing is on your list, The Beach is the perfect spot to lay out of a chair and enjoy some tropical food while lounging in the sun. If your Weewoo is on the adventurous side be sure to head out to the Rock Pool, Techo Mountain, or the Lost City of Geraptiku, all three are sure to be filled with a little adventure and fun that your Weewoo will enjoy. 2. Ice Skate in Happy Valley Bundle up and head to Happy Valley located on Terror Mountain for ice skating fun. Your Weewoo will covet special memories of the two of you skating along the ice in Happy Valley before embarking on a snowball fight. If you need warmer clothes, you can stop into Merry Outfits while visiting to grab extra gloves or a jacket. Your Weewoo might be feeling lucky too and want to try their claw at the Scratch Card Kiosk.



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From One Writer to Another
"The bookshop had been kind enough to lend me a comfortable, cushioned chair, not a plastic, blocky one with faded paint and a number written with permanent marker. My table was covered with a clean burgundy cloth and..."

by precious_katuch14

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One Neopoint. Seriously?
"When Quest Log began, Zariniey became an instant fanatic! She was there at the first hour to quickly complete each quest and collect her bag of 20,000 Neopoints that she would stash away..."

by candylandtheonomy

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THROWS COOKIES: Analyzing 1000 Editorial Offerings
As the lauded Neopian Times celebrates its blockbuster thousandth release, join us as we take a look back through the decades to list out some of the more notable offerings to the shadowy organization known as TNT.

by starlight_whimsey03

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The Gallery of Heroes: A Comprehensive Guide
When thinking over my submission for the thousandth issue of the Neopian Times, I was uncertain. Perhaps a comic? Maybe a list article? A short story?

by jjensen687

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The Weewoo and the Neopian Times
The Neopian Times can be enjoyed in many ways

by tatyanne

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Opportunist
"Dude, the sun is coming up..."

by ssjelitegirl



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