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Headlines "I Hate (Love) You" by pochipeach I hate this uncomfortable, lumpy bed with the broken springs. I hate the lulling late afternoon when boredom is more contagious than neopox. And I especially hate that awful blue shag carpet that reminds of my own dull blue fur. "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed...
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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Two "No, see, that's the thing. I don't want that one. I want the one with the captain of the pirates. You know? The scary Lupe? Remember when he was messing around with Maraqua?"
"...Are you sure you don't mean the one with the attacking pirates? That stamp is quite popular."
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