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	Chasing Your Way To A Chariot Chase Trophy Chase your dreams and earn a Chariot Chase trophy! by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Monotony So the first thing we have know is that the cost of the Wheel is 150 NP a spin, 50 NP more expensive than Mediocrity. by hydro_thunder001
	Do You Have A System For Playing On Neopets? I asked the Help Neoboard if they have any personal systems that help them to enjoy this marvelous site. I got many interesting replies! by indulgences
	Obelisk Boons: A Guide Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian. by jellyftw
	Dear Chili I have decided to create an advice column. by fairygold
	Evil Kim's Handy Dandy Guide to Keeping Track of NC Have no fear, Neopians. I am going to do my best to help you sort out all of those amazing wearables, as well as find ways to actually use them without crashing your closet! by kimchica
	The Great Qasalan Caper Guide It can be a real challenge to get a high score in this difficult game, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck you could have a new trophy in no time! by dragonsfriend1021
	Let It Slide: A Beginner's Guide Let It Slide may sound confusing at first, but it's actually a pretty good platform-based game. I'll be showing you the basics of getting a good score. by super_wario9

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"School, Slippers and Spills" by queen_potema
The first thing I did at 5:45 AM was roll over in order to savagely encourage my alarm clock into silence. Whose idea was it anyway to start Neoschool at 8 AM sharp? Did these people not have baby Neopets? Did they not understand the concept of 'rest'? Obviously not, because here I was, half awake at 5:47 AM, cursing the day I chose...

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Mr. Pufferton and the Last Magazine: Part Two
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Heroes of the Habitarium: Part Five
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Silly mammals, fish are immune to your petty pranks.

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Turning Pages - Part 7
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