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The Rescue of Dr. Boolin

"I can see the street lights in Neovia," Brave Bren gasps between strides. The howls grow closer...

by pillsi
Life as a Puddle: A Desert Abominable Snowball

Okay, guys, this isn't funny. 

No, really, I'm not kidding.

by kidicarusguy

A Play about a Debate in a Prison

"That would be a Kyrii by the name of Yurius. He was an old student of mine, you see. I scheduled an appointment earlier, but perhaps you didn't-?"

by dragonair23
A Companion For The Count

"Let's take the short cut through the park back," Lina suggested, eager to get back to their neohome.

by goodsigns
Disowned

"Ada," Dmitri hissed in my ear. "Ask her to hold the cures while we get the NP."

by rocket91__h_h
The Lenny Apprentice

"Today's such a beautiful day," said Mama-Mee while she was looking out of the window.

by nanakagi
Decisions

"Samii!" KT shouted. "Stop that! You almost hit me! And that looks spiky and dangerous!"

by jarm9
Surviving the Snowager

"Why, oh why, are you even considering this?" he thought aloud to himself as he made his way through the shimmering icy chambers.

by mauduin
 
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Strange Cute Petpets



Petpets - the beloved friends of our Neopets. Some of them the majority of Neopians would likely agree are adorable, like the Snowbunny and the Kadoatie. But what about some of the... stranger ones? The ones that aren't quite as "d'aww" inducing, but are still lovable? This list is in honor of them, the weird but oddly adorable Petpets that might get overlooked...



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Let the AC IX Games Begin!
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Aquatic Petpets: Pets or Pests?
What you may not know could hurt you!

by baby_lake

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Faerie Wings II: Rosia's Revenge - Part Two
"It's not just glitter, you ninny," said Rosia. "If we get this spell right, then we can imprison every puny faerie into sealable, glass containers..."

by downrightdude

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Those Left Behind: Part One
They say a story is never truly finished, only abandoned.

by frazeocity

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Life Is Hard 2.0
As a Rock

by scathachs

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Breakfast In Bed
Wailing Bowl of Oats.... Part of a balanced breakfast?

by actinia



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