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Eye of the Storm

The Shoyru simply sing-songed with glee, "It's a SURPRISE, silly!" and started flying off. Farrich sighed...

by hypermouska
Finding Snarkie

At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow
Trapped in Paradise

Suddenly the ship lurched forward and Darren was sent tumbling over the edge...

by hali12114721767
Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting

"So, what kind of experience do you have as a shopkeeper? I mean, why should I hire you?"

by zuziafruzia
A Forgotten Memory

The missing link between the Usurper plot and the Curse of Qasala...!

by jjquil
Sloth's Takeover! (Er... Well, Lack Thereof)

I have invaded almost every aspect of Neopia possible. My latest conquest is the Neopian Times. Since I have already invaded the editorial section, I need a new challenge...

by sumthingshiny
Being Me

It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721
The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here

"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

by 24meepit13
Sketching a Pteri

She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...

by pigeons707
Faeries Don't Forget

We usually ignore her quests as she only heals pets and makes them heavier...

by ira_7700
The Changing ROOm

This was never just a game, though. It never can be. For here, Yooyuball is life. Every goal is a vindication of your self and a victory for your team...

by oily106
 
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"The Changing ROOm" by oily106
How much have you given up to be here? The muscles flex, strong and lithe from years of training, the long hours wound tightly around your frame, the scars of the rebounds gone wrong writing a path of your history. How hard you played...




Other Stories


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The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers
Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice

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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide
Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns

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Etana the Coward: Part Six
In just a few paces they'd reach the gateway to the palace, and then they'd meet the guards... and soon after that the whole of Thornstone would know...

by xialavin

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A Skunk Story: Part Three
"No! I can't be out of paper!" I shouted to the sky...

by czenko28

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When Addressing a King pt. 2
Perhaps it runs in the family.

by prismfire

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Milk Money
People who want you to donate blood are really vampires...

by plumbus



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