Short Stories

	Friends Are NOT Forever "I was at the trading post on my way over here, and I bought you a Von Roo plushie! It still has its head!" by slothgirl
	Extraordinary Shelter That was why when Princess Amira asked her to travel to Altador to bring King Altador a cactus blossom in exchange for his generous gift of Altadorian Nectar at last week's banquet, she jumped at the chance... by literalluau
	Of Robots and Chocolate Milkshakes Now, it just so happened that the aforementioned Secret Lab Safety for Foolish Assistants was one of the books Bob was carrying. He decided that perhaps now would be a good time to read it, before he caused any disasters... Also by pyrosquirrelx by blacebrander
	Quinton's Quest for the Golden Carrot After quite a bit of thoughtful chin-rubbing, Quinton came to a conclusion. Instead of relying on Dervinn's rare items, he would go on his own and search for rare items of his own... by lassie_nikki
	Usuki Man Maybe you don't know why being a green Usul is so bad for a boy. Well, the thing is, Sally is a green Usul. Having sisters who leave their Usukis around the house doesn't make the situation any better... by soccerhart12
	Two Scoops of Change, Please "Sporfle! I wondered if you'd stop by today. Quite the turn-out, isn't it!" The Lutari grinned broadly as he handed Sporfle his favorite, Double Chocolate Ice Cream... by goala_bear
	Jhudora Who? "Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" by qazx301
	Painting Up a Problem "No, I'm... I'm fine, I guess." Terry sighed miserably. Every word seemed to be dragged out of him. I knew grey pets were always sad, but... by courtney1412
	A Diary of a Grundo Mum told me too, this morning, that I actually had a distant cousin Blu on the Space Station. To think of that! Freaks me out a bit, though; he is a BLUE Grundo after all... by odonut

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"Jhudora Who?" by qazx301
"My plots are barely mentioned in the Neopian Times anymore, and little Miss Vira, so called 'Acara of Darkness', is front page news! I need a new plot - something creative, something unique. Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" Noticing the many people staring...

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Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and Owner
Since I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...

by duster119

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Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New Layout
Many find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...

by xoxstellar

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Eight
They began sifting through the rubble, looking for any signs. Problem was, they couldn't find anything but exploded rock and twisted steel. There never was anybody in here...

by dan4884

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Secrets and Shadows: Part Four
For several minutes they crouched there, behind the ancient disintegrating sofa, trembling with fear. It seemed like forever. The Eyrie lieutenant took a deep breath and...

by dragonlover8560

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Musings
You want ME to babysit THEM?!

by elegon

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The Bunker
My admiration for your quick wit is only slightly greater than my impatience for "short" jokes. T_T

by hubadawaha

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