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The Diva

The few Neopians seated in the school auditorium clapped half-heartedly for the striped Cybunny's performance. Mekaella beamed...

by playmobil_is_my_life
A Very Lucky Wocky

But she had to stay indoors and practise for her Battledome fight tomorrow. There were five books she hadn't read yet, either...

by yoyote
I Don't Play Cheat

I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story to that...

by neesboy
Godori: A Game of Strategy

I nodded to him. "Sounds like fun. Can we play?"

by notgonnatakeit
Lettuce Sandwiches

'Dear Frederick, come to my party on Saturday and bring a present or else! Come at 9:00 and go away at 4:00. If you don't come, then Laura will kill you. Mr Globbybut will be coming to do magic and then we will eat. Love, Alison.'

by cutie963963
Good Queen Iffizzstari

From her hidden cave, the Darkest Faerie looked upon the world with her scrying crystal... and when the Buzz caught her eye, she studied them with both avarice and disgust. These... creatures... are much too bright and happy, she thought...

by kikiscamps_mom
The Golden Earring

She pulled open the mirror and swept her short hair back, and realised something was wrong...

by emsidoodles
Looking For a Living

The untold tale of the Scratchcard Kiosk Wocky...

by pyrosquirrelx
Of Mops and Magic Dust

And so the day went, drying floods from the would-be water faeries, putting back together the library after an out of control wind spell, and cleaning up the mud tracked in from the earth field trip. Clean, polish, tidy scrub, fix...

by damson_rhee
Ten Ways to Annoy Your Sibling(s)

Jake was bored. I mean, he was really bored...

by alexrae963
 
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"I Don't Play Cheat" by neesboy
Skarl really introduced the idea of bluffing to a good card game. But eventually, somebody one-upped perfection. They made Cheat. I don't play Cheat any more. I used to all the time. It's, in my opinion, the best game ever to grace Neopia. But I stopped a long time ago. There's actually a bit of a story...




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Volunteering at the Neopian Pound
You're probably thinking he's like Dr. Sloth. He's not. He is wacko, though. Yeah, um, no one is supposed to know, but his secret dream was to be a...

by zmeharry

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The Creation of the Meepit Lamp
So the leader of the Meepits decided, "We shall create something that the travelers have never seen or heard of before. We shall create a Meepit Lamp..."

by skeetskeetskeeter

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Three
She deflected a blow with her shield, and countered with another swing of her sword. As she focused on taking out a fierce, discolored Maraquan Hissi, she failed to notice a Maraquan Buzz come up behind her. Grinning with sinister pleasure, he swung his mace towards Blu's exposed spine and-

by hotchick859

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Revisited: Part Eight
"Where are we going?" whispered Jenny fearfully, but the Blumaroo refused to answer her. As they reached the end of the short passageway, Jenny tried to make a run for it...

by puppy200010

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Sloth + Evil = Hijinks
Sloth? Evil? Noooo...

by fuzzy_green_glue

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Janitor Days
*I wish he'd stop daydreaming on the job*

by explorer_253



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