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Neopian "Illiteracy"

Supposedly, everyone who is able to create a guildless board and read the guild advertisement is literate. There is no "semi-literate". In response to a guild's "literate requirement", an average person would make sure they can read what is posted and simply be able to respond; however, a Neopian would think, 'Well, my font is tiny and black, my avatar is cute... yes, I believe I'm literate...'

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