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(Un)conventional Villains

"If we put all these thing-a-mabobs to use, we could, like, totally take over Neopia."

by a_purplepossum
Sometimes Superglue Can't Fix Everything

"Tanka, what have you broken this time?" With raised eyebrows my brother Species looks at me from over the edge of his book.

by chaotizitaet
A Uni Bedtime Story

A very long time ago, there was a young royal girl Uni...

by blackghoulmon
Pirating For Somewhat Less Fun and Profit

"Oh. Er, that wasn't me. It was some other Darigan Eyrie who just happens to share my name."

by cookybananas324
Quills and Bridges

I sigh and softly tap the pencil on my desk a few times; each knock leaves a tiny grey indent in the wood, like footprints.

by ilovethelionking1
Scars: Loyalty

"Yes, Gorix and Parlax were high-level agents. Yes, they took dangerous missions and accomplished them. But when Parlax gained his scar, it was completely intentional..."

by kittengriffin
Winter Wishes

"Please do not show Leia this letter. I could not handle coming there and seeing her sad face."

by illinata
A Thousand Words

It was revolting, nauseating. She couldn't even come close to blending in to her favorite nighttime scenery anymore, couldn't pull pranks from the shadows.

by dianacat777
The Argument

Suddenly, two Draiks appeared, both in sweeping robes of the colors white, gold and green...

by dragonstorm_75
Three is Company: The Lost Temple

"Her? Them? Give me some details, you're leaving me a bit confused here," Jeran said.

by jeran_b
I'll Always Remember

There's nothing too special about this clearing; the only reason I remember it is because of the good memories I have of spending time there.

by hidefultrarealism
Yurble Tales: Tale #12

"STAY OFF MY LAND!" The brown Yurble scowled...

by lamelallama
The Symol Investigators

What exactly does the SIT do? Every day we send twenty to thirty petpets from the team down the Hole to see what they can find.

by rocknrollpup95
 
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Interview: Eliv Thade



First, I had to go into that creepy old haunted house. Then I had to convince Mr. Smarty-robes to accept the interview. And after the interview, he still insisted that I had to do some weird ritual to put his soul at rest (AKA find that book that he's been wanting to finish for so long and the kitchen knife so that he can snack on apple slices while he reads), which meant that I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark..."



Other Stories


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Nimmo's Pond Guide
Nimmo's Pond is a neverending battle to clear the Nimmo pond! The object is to destroy all the lily pads in each level...

by kimchica

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Paintbrush Quiz
Which paintbrush fits you!

by hallie035

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The Possibilities are Endless: Part One
In less than an hour, hungry Neopets would begin lining up at the door of the Soup Faerie's cottage. I ran from the Marketplace...

by majikel

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Brightvale History: The Two Kings - Part One
Identical twin Royal Eyries, they'd always been equal in everything. No one knew which of the two was the eldest, and few could actually tell them apart.

by nimras23

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Maraquan Mishaps - Voyage to Virtupets Space Station
The cuisine here is even better than at Kelp.

Also by sk8brdrme

by lily_evans11


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Battle Potatoes: The Shadow Usul
Talk about a drama queen...

by ivie_outrage



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