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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Targeted Heiress: Part One

How long could it possibly take for Natia to finish a game of Dice-a-Roo? She must have really liked that game to play it for thirty minutes straight. I could barely play it for thirty seconds. Just rolling dice was too simple for me. It requires no skill at all. I rather preferred puzzles. Which was precisely why Jane, Natia, and I were here.

by chasing_stars44
 
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Is Fyora a Dark Faerie?



Sure, we all love Queen Fyora. She’s the gracious ruler of Faerieland. She oversees the Faerie Quests that help us pets gain levels and get painted rare colors. She keeps Faerieland running at its prime. But how much do we really know about the Faerie Queen? My name is Creamy_Lemon_Pie and I am here to reveal the TRUTH about Queen Fyora.



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Tales From Elysian Fields: Neopian Appetites
You’re entering a world as real as you make it out to be; there are no limitations to the possible inputs and outputs. But unlike an equation, you can’t chart relics of a time yet to come — an opening into the dark matter before us. Free from the shackles of reality, you are about to take a walk in Elysian Fields.

by bug0704

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The Melon Gem
It's a little bundle of green fur.

That's what I take to be the scenario, at first. Slowly, her head peeks up, and pink eyes gaze at me questioningly. Nubby black horns gleam a bit as she stands up in a wobbly way, and as my leg moves outward in sheer maternal instinct, she falls against my knee.

by raven_esque


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The Definitive Snowglobe Guide
Ever wonder what it takes to become an expert snow globe collector? No? Well, okay. But if you ever DO, read this book!

by azienskieth

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Fast Guide to the Turtum Avatar
This guide is all about earning that elusive Turtum avatar from Ultimate Bulls-Eye II! Much like the game itself, this guide is short and sweet. It’s designed to help you earn the avatar in no time at all and quite painlessly too!

by return_of_weatherbee

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Fast Food
No Neopoints? No Problem.

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by lostinthestereosound


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Buried Gold!
My basic prize when I play this game...

by kaddisti



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