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 | A Question of Worth: Part OneSpringing forward, he swiped a vase off its
table and watched it smash on the floor. The resulting crash, and shards of
pottery, were satisfactory, but not quite enough. Christopher's paws shot out,
and he heaved the table up...
by extreme_fj0rd |  | The Far Side: Part OneBut then the Big Hope had come, on the wings
of a traveling Uni, preaching the untapped riches and the unspoiled beauty of
the Far Side. Beautiful things had been painted in those words, but those words
were empty. She stared around her, and wondered how she had ever fallen for
such sweet words...
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The Winged Scholar
The Library Faerie is so reserved that when she sells you books that are so very cool, you pay more attention to the book than to the faerie selling it to you. It just may be so that beneath her shy exterior is an enigma wrapped in a lavender hue. Answer these mystery questions for me: Why is she called the Library Faerie if she runs a bookstore? Wouldn't that make her the Bookstore Faerie? Where does she keep the library? If the Battle Faerie is so brave and the Soup Faerie is so humble...
Other Stories
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 Annunciation, Arguments, and Airspray
Cyan, more commonly known as the Negg Faerie,
sniffed her annoyance. "It's called dramatic effect, Aethia. And I'll have you
know that the instructions clearly state that one must add in a dramatic
pause between the Kyrii's hair and the Golden Juppie soup. It won't work properly,
otherwise..."
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 The Freeloader
I moaned and felt around for a pillow before stuffing it over my
ears. There went my brother, Jakalo1, again. It was like this every morning on
the weekends. Typically, he leads a very sad life. Or at least I think so. But
how could it not be sad when his idea of fun is cleaning?!
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