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Aisha Soup: Humble Hero

World Domination is tough...

by the_shii
Thanksgiving Dinner, Neopian Style

Oh great...

by jhudora96
Shaking the Money Tree

I shake them off, shake them off

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Friends Forever?

... Or not.

by meowbey
Detective Alisha: Sparky is Missing! 4

This hat has sparkles...

by roxanna203
Avatar Problems: Caption Contest - Funny

Snorkles are friends, not food.

by khakio_21
Mutant Pets In the Lost Desert

This is why not many mutant Neopets reside in the Lost Desert...

by kikale107
Ol' Reliable: Part One

Uh oh...

by lockord
Petpets...

What more do they want?

by _petpetpetz
Beauty Contest: Behind the scenes

Warning: Beauty Contest winning may lead to arrogance.

Also by tizzlestix

by kristofferson

The Dark (and Cute) Lord of All

I am not cute!

by alloways
Adventures with the Petpet Lab Ray

Better get a jar for that...

Idea by bha288

by chylaira

Unfortunate Events

Can you really 'steal' something that was free in the first place?

by amarettoball
Janet and Jane: In Cartoon Form!

To be fair, Janet does it all the time.

by chasing_stars44
The Taming of the Grarrl

Simply delightful!

Also by heartxbreaker

by chunky_sushi

 
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"Balthazar's Silhouette" by sampleneopian
The door opened with a creak. Even before Balthazar entered, the faeries knew he was in a bad mood. The unwavering, milky-white moonlight revealed an expression sour as lemons, with two eyes burning with fury and a jaw set at a stiff angle. Despite the fatigue he must have had, his paws were clenched hard, as if squeezing his sachet would help him exact revenge on his poor progress that day.




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My Reign Is Over
The Pastel Zafara leaped at me, clearly going for a kick to my face. But like all the other attacks she had used so far in this arena fight, I could see it coming from a mile away.

by blackghoulmon

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The Baby Crusaders: The Foundation
Alpinarose’s mouth had dropped about half-way through the letter and she knew that there was no way she could argue with Kate about a thing like this

by bunnyhugsgirl

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Top Ten Summer Fashions: Neopoint Edition
Find an extra bit of sizzle for your summer outfit!

Also by 987654321_hj

by sugarycupcakes


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A Guide to Popular Methods for Earning Neopoints
Here’s a compilation of some more popular suggestions to help you get started!

by avielend

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Tales From Number Five: Rise of the Neopoint: Part One
Most of the people who hear them may denounce them as crazy nonsense, but sometimes, just sometimes, they are just about crazy enough to be true.

by rider_galbatorix

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The Scientist's Apprentice: Part Twelve
It was slightly awkward trying to explain to thirty formerly brainwashed apprentices how they had all woken up from a dark spell in the basement of Hartwick Hall dressed in their pajamas.

by vanessa1357924680



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