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The Frightmare Of Chocolate

The terrifying procedure

by balloonanimal123
To Work is to Live #4

Oh Em Gee I'm M.S.P~!

by shamaela
The Problem with Being Chocolate

This chocolate is delicious!... Oh, wait.

by rabbitguns
Spoiled Rotten - Strict Gourmet Diet

The chocopie disaster!

by royahav134
Blairnut Tea: Breakfast

Now with 50 percent more Neopet shapes!

by klutzy
Spooky

Beach volleyball dress code.

by ghostkomorichu
Bread and Butter

Fame isn't everything... It's the only thing!

by _epiphany_
Unusual Suspects

Clothes make the Mutant

by demon_foxy
Misadventures #1: Avatar OH&S

Because sometimes avatar collecting is hazardous.

by _pandan
Woes of a Ghost Wocky

I'll protect youuuu.... oh.

by silverfang_avatar
Blah Blah

Ruined forever.

by highwind20
Hidden Wonder: Junior Defenders

Everyone is welcome as a Junior Defender!

by seraphicbrie
Attack of the Tender Coconut

Yay, NP clothes for babies! Oh... they're scary masks. :(

by leaflunch
What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Can't put one past the Snowager.

by lilkittie080
Rage Slorg

Something has happened!

by aruanahansel
Zemmy Pranks - 1

And that's why Laskeh became a Skeith for a day...

by guuvii
Blechy

Not everybody likes the Chocolate Ball...

by sheik_93
Scary Soup: Meeting of the Minds

The club is now open!

by raykitty
Crashing the Chocolate Ball

Wait a minute... there are already three of them...

by kevinlin1216
Just Sit

Swanky, yo...

by katopia12
Fondoom

Anyone have some Dorkleberries?

by lucas4429
 
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"Tales From Elysian Fields: The Demon Drink" by bug0704
Meet Myrvin Mynci: shy, quiet, and at the moment, very nervous. He lives an average life at 1123 Coconut Road, Mystery Island. Myrvin does not live there for the coastal waters or for the volleyball — no, not at all. He is a door-to-door salesman of Mynci Banana Imports, and therefore must live very close to the warehouse...




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Unwelcome Visitors
The flakes began to fall quite rapidly when Mika found herself a mere five minutes away from her igloo. She shivered beneath her tight parka...

Also by clintrocks2010

by surath


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Curtain. Release
I remember it distinctly: I had just turned four years old and was sitting on the rug in front of our fireplace...

by shadyy15

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Top 10 Best Chocolate Items
I've gathered the top 10 chocolate items that will sure get your mouth watering, chocolate lover or not.

by cachorritalinda12

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Chocolate - to Eat Or Not to Eat?
Well, since the annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, we decided to give a list chocolates that are delicious... and terrible.

by pinkcrown123

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The Quest to Thorn Bridge Castle: Part Two
"But Your Highness, the location of Thorn Bridge Castle is a mystery!" Mazeu declared incredulously.

Also by thropp

by sandrilene


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A Faerie Tale: Part Six
I straightened abruptly from the broken crate I'd been searching, meaning to warn Belinda. Instead, I found myself looking at the point of Carvar's sword...

by lastavenger



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